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Member Profile: MisteriaPheoni
Name: MisteriaPheoni
Alias: Missy
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 06/26/08
Last Logged In: 12/03/10
Skin: Pink
 
 
Contact: MSN IM miss_x_sunshine194@hotmail.com
Links: blog
~*WELCOME*~


I am the wonderful MisteriaPheoni; you\'re authoress.


~*NEWS*~

Last Update: Swim Through My Senses - 4/19/09
I sort of forgot about this story...>.>


I want to digest as much sugary food as possible.
I want to lock Neji in a closet and corrupt him over and over and over....
I want to castrate Orochimaru. That is, if he has anything....
I want to bitch-slap Sakura. Then cut off her hair and dye whatever is remaining blue.
I want to steal Kakashi\'s book. XD And scribble out anything inappropriate.
I want to learn alchemy and more from Ed Elric. A whole lot more.
I want to steal Roy Mustang\'s magical gloves. And then his jacket.
I want a pony.



STORIES IN PROGRESS
Isn\'t It Just Amazing How the Heart Remembers: Hatake Kakashi Dropped. Don\'t like it any more.
Double Trouble: Uchiha Sasuke
Man or Machine?: Ed Elric or Roy Mustang (undecided)
Swim Through My Senses: Uchiha Sasuke



POSSIBLE STORIES 4 FUTURE
YouXRoy Mustang
YouXEdward Elric
YouXHiei
YouXNeji

 
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Stories
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, General, Humor, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 12059 words | Complete: No

Summary: Katsumi (or Kitten) is a princess. One who has two demons sealed inside her, the male one in love with her. But then she's taken to Konoha, where she is to meet her new husband, a husband who isn't aware of the arranged marriage. The two collide almost instantly, especially the demon and the boy, because it seems that the last Uchiha has finally fallen for someone. Too bad your demon refuses to let you live peacefully. YouXSasuke
Published: 07/01/08 | Updated: 12/23/08
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Deidara, Itachi
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Original FanFiction
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 134 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He had to respect him for it. No one can do it like him.

[Sequel to 'The Perfect Nail'!]
Published: 09/23/08 | Updated: 09/24/08
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Family, Ninja, Romance | Story Types: Original FanFiction, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 9495 words | Complete: No

Summary: Returning to Konoha, Tsukiko finds life anything but boring. Not only is raising a child hard, but when the child's fatehr doesn't know she exits, life can be challenging. But once the father accepts, Tsukiko ends up one of two women competing for the man's love. Who will win? And does he still love her?
Published: 06/27/08 | Updated: 08/31/08
 
Inu Yasha

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Inuyasha, Jaken, Kagome, Miroku, Naraku, Original Character(s), Rin, Sango, Sesshomaru, Shippou
Genres: Action, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Original FanFiction
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 984 words | Complete: No

Summary: By saving the great demon lord Sesshomaru, Noami unintentionally put in motion events that will lead her to returning to a world where she vowed to never be a part of again. Practically a prisoner at Sesshomaru's castle, she's kept as a doctor and eventually a companion to the dog demon. But she holds an ability that has many demons wanting her as a biological weapon. Too bad for them Lord Sesshomaru will never let her go.

[OCxSesshy]
Published: 01/11/09 | Updated: 01/12/09
 
Supernatural & Horror, General Fiction, Fantasy, Action / Adventure

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Death, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Death, Fantasy, Friendship, Horror, Other, Paranormal, Supernatural | Story Types: Other
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 2446 words | Complete: No

Summary: He was the last thing she wanted to see. His offer was the last thing she ever wanted to do. But when she hears who the bad guy is, she knows she has no choice but to become Libra's angel once again.

Riley's the only one who can stop him. She's the strongest, the smartest, the most powerful. She is simply the best. But she's retired. And she isn't very happy about coming out of that retirment. She has no choice, though.

Armed with herself, a cynnical and infuriating young man as a partner, and past with the bad guy, she finishes her last case.
Published: 04/27/09 | Updated: 05/05/09
 
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Alex Louis Armstrong, Alphonse, Edward, Jean Havoc, Lust, Maes Hughes, Original Character(s), Pinako, Reader, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Scar, Various, Winry, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance, Science Fiction | Story Types: Original FanFiction, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1197 words | Complete: No

Summary: Man: noun, 1. a member of the species Homo sapiens 2. the human individual as representing the species; the human race

Machine: noun, 1. an apparatus consisting of interrelated parts with separate functions, used in the performance of some kind of work 2. a mechanical apparatus or contrivance; mechanism

Which is she?

[ Ed-x-You ]
Published: 08/24/08 | Updated: 08/31/08
 
Romance, Supernatural & Horror, Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Drama & Suspense, Comedy & Humor

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Other, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: General, Original FanFiction, Other
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 5958 words | Complete: No

Summary: Adelaide isn't sure why she's here. A timid and pathetically shy girl, this isn't exactly her happy place. She was invited to the palace for a contest of sorts. One where the winner gets all. The title, the kingdom, the riches and fame. Oh, and did I mention the delectible, irresistable, and utterly sexy vampire prince?

OCxVampire Prince (also OC)

[The Bachelor: Vampy style!!]
Published: 07/15/08 | Updated: 08/18/10
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC
Main Characters: Kabuto, Original Character(s), Orochimaru, Sasuke, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Original FanFiction, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1424 words | Complete: No

Summary: She was his little treasure. She just wants to get away. But a certain young man might get in the way.

[YouXSasuke]
Published: 09/09/08 | Updated: 04/20/09
 
Naruto

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Itachi, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Other | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Original FanFiction, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 157 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: This took skill. This took patience. Something Itachi was more than familiar with.

[Response to ajcj1's "Akatski's Pimpin' Purple Nail Polish!" challenge]
Published: 08/31/08 | Updated: 08/31/08


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