\"Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don\'t start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.\"
~William Safire, \"Great Rules of Writing\"
: Ellie, Penguin, Sunny, Silence, Laynie (loathe that one *resists the urge to break out into song*), Crazy, Cream Puff, Loopy-Lu, Sunny, Weird short blonde chick, Little Miss, Lane
Nicknames You Can Use Without Fear of Me Breaking Your Femur
: Penguin, Silence, Little Miss.
: Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Dinosaurs, \'Wicked\', Singing, \'Into the Woods\', \'Phantom of the Opera\', \'Mama Mia\', \'The Nightmare Before Christmas\', Jack Sparrow, \'The Lord of the Flies\', \'The Chosen\' by Chaim Potok, History, \'Prey\' by Michael Crichton, \'Jurassic Park\' by Michael Crichton, Flyleaf, Skillet, U2, Batman, criminology.
: \'Twilight\', injustice, AIMS, getting my hair cut.