Member Profile: xSeriousxProblemsx
Name: xSeriousxProblemsx
Alias: Elayne the Crazy Penguin
Status: Author
Join Date: 06/17/08
Last Logged In: 02/04/16
Skin: Shinigami_HPB

\"Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don\'t start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.\"
~William Safire, \"Great Rules of Writing\"

Name: Elayne

Nicknames: Ellie, Penguin, Sunny, Silence, Laynie (loathe that one *resists the urge to break out into song*), Crazy, Cream Puff, Loopy-Lu, Sunny, Weird short blonde chick, Little Miss, Lane

Nicknames You Can Use Without Fear of Me Breaking Your Femur: Penguin, Silence, Little Miss.

Likes: Kingdom Hearts, Harry Potter, Reading, Writing, Drawing, Dinosaurs, \'Wicked\', Singing, \'Into the Woods\', \'Phantom of the Opera\', \'Mama Mia\', \'The Nightmare Before Christmas\', Jack Sparrow, \'The Lord of the Flies\', \'The Chosen\' by Chaim Potok, History, \'Prey\' by Michael Crichton, \'Jurassic Park\' by Michael Crichton, Flyleaf, Skillet, U2, Batman, criminology.

Dislikes: \'Twilight\', injustice, AIMS, getting my hair cut.


Miscellaneous Novels

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Death
Main Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama | Story Types: Death-Fic, One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 647 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: ~Lord of the Flies~
Not too soon after the island, unwelcomed memories start resurfacing, and the beast rears it's ugly head once again.
~Implied Character Death~
Published: 04/07/09 | Updated: 04/09/09
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Kairi, Original Character(s), Reader, Riku, Sora, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, Other | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 231 words | Complete: No

Summary: You just can't seem to catch a break.
Published: 03/31/09 | Updated: 04/02/09
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: General | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 316 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Okay, anit-Kairi people, I'm here to tell you something...
And for my saftey, sharp or blunt objects will not be allowed beyond this point.
Published: 03/20/09 | Updated: 03/22/09
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, General, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 364 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Response to KilalaKurosaki's challenge "Making the Most of It"

You may get to spend some good ol' fluff time with him, if you can survive the heat. [ReaderxUnspecified]
Published: 03/29/09 | Updated: 04/09/09
Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Sora, Various, You
Genres: Family, Fluff, Friendship | Story Types: Collection
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 188 words | Complete: No

Summary: Response to Childhood Memories by HPKluver4life
Hopefully you won't get pushed off the monkey bars.
Published: 04/05/09 | Updated: 04/09/09
Essays, Twilight Series

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: Other | Story Types: Review
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1674 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: An essay I wrote a while ago for school. Though, I revamped it a touch.
Twilight fans; you have been warned.
Published: 07/22/09 | Updated: 07/23/09

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