Join Date: 03/14/13
Last Logged In: 11/01/13
College student with a major in procrastination and minors in awkward people skills and gluttony. I like to bake, though that doesn\'t mean I\'m any good at it, and I swear to God if I make another \"Nun Puff\" I\'m going to slap someone. They never come out right and always taste too eggy.
I feel like \"fluffynutter\" applies to my personality pretty well, which is why I picked it. Not the sandwich, more as an noun.
Oh you fluffy-nutter, quit yelling at the swallows and finish decorating your cake
I have issues with birds, nbd.
Considered chasing some flamingos while I was on vacation, but I decided that if I was going to be arrested I\'d rather it be in my own country.
Plus, it\'s not like they\'re pigeons. Their beaks look like they\'d hurt like a motherfucker.
I am trying to update! I swear! I think the new chapter (that was sitting somewhere in the server) got deleted, so I posted it again. Hopefully my usually horrific grammar has decided that it too is on vacation so that the new chapter will be put up soon....