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Member Profile: vampirella
Name: vampirella
Alias: Ileana A Van Allen
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 07/02/08
Last Logged In: 07/23/09
Skin: Autumn_Red
 
 
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Name\'s Ileana Antionette Van Allen. 16 years old. born and raised in Brasov Transylvania with my mother, father, twin brother Trev, and our two pomeranian twin dogs Custard and Chester. i have red hair, green eyes. im part Romanian, Frech, Italian, and Hispanic. i enjoy writing, reading, drawing, poetry, and a nice long storll in the cemetery with my brother while holding hands ^^ i skateboard, play guitar *not as good as my brother* and love to hang out with my friends while playing naughty games *wink* im also into cosplaying and going to anime conventions whenever i can. i speak quite a few different languages. my native tongues are Romanian or Daco-Romanian, *romance language* French, English, Italian, Latin, German and Spanish. im learning Japanese. i LOVE indie films, music, you name it! im an old style fashion kind of gal who just so happens to have been born in the wrong era. my twin is the same, althogh, hes more modern than i am. ELECTRONERD. i own an old beat up junker Yugo that i named Jessie. i love to party. im retor, vintage, into burlesque shows, going to gay bars with my bro, *hes bi* having a wild time and doing the dos and donts. my friends and i usually invlove activities with condoms, silly string and for some reason whip cream...? i adore many things in this world. # UNO: animal print thongs!! i kno, theyre hot right? and 2 would be flavored condoms. im very open with my brother, for i believe we are siamese conneted at the mind because we understand each other and can tell each other anything. ANYTHING well, hope i didnt SCARE ya

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my friends:


CUSTARD - my baby
\"Custard\" Trev - my idiot >> \"Trev\"

Stefan - Trev\'s hot Italian boyfriend
\"Emo Drake & Sam - smooch fest >> \"Drake

Théo - French fashionista cousin
\"Theo\" Alex - mexican tease ^^>> \"Alex\"

Syvie & Anthony - Tigga twins
\"Syvie Jordan - shopping girlfriend>> \"Jordan\"

Ian & Zac - party boiz!
\"Ian Troy & Yuki - emos >> \"Yuki
 


Stories
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: 4th Hokage, Choji, Hinata, Kakashi, Kiba, Kurenai, Lee, Naruto, Original Character(s), Sakura, Sasuke
Genres: Comedy, Death, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Other, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: Other
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 6925 words | Complete: No

Summary: Ever watched Scrubs and wondered, Gee, what would happen if Naruto and his friends were like this? so did i. and so i made this! SCRUBS. NARUTO SYTLE! if you've ever watched scrubs, you know what i'm talking about. its hillarious, tragic, shocking, and who knows, you can learn a thing or two...
Published: 07/19/08 | Updated: 07/20/08
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Drug Use, Erotica, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Ninja, Other, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Other
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 4492 words | Complete: No

Summary: -Hello there! The name’s Sakura. Just your typical girl looking for some-
-What do you think your doing? What about me?
-What about you, Sasuke? Okay! Uh, lets see, you’re annoying for starters…
-You’re so full of yourself. This is a story about BOTH of us. Not just about you.
-Says who? Besides, I look better in a two piece better than you ever will. That’s reason enough that this story to be mine.
-No, it isn’t. -sigh- Can we just get started on this already?
-Alright alight… -pause- Hey, is that a boner in your pants?
Published: 07/24/08 | Updated: 08/11/08
 
Naruto

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References, Mild Yaoi, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Deidara, Ino, Kiba, Sakura, Sasori, Sasuke, Various
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Friendship, Gay Romance, Humor, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: Other
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 5559 words | Complete: No

Summary: "I know this is going to sound strange, but would you mind being my girlfriend for the next five minutes?”
Sakura answers Sasuke's question by putting her hand around his neck and pulling his face down to hers.
As the two make their journey throughout beautiful New York surrounded by the Evil Ex's, a beat up junker named Jessie, a jacket named Salvatore, a wise cab driver, and rockin jams to last eons, Sasuke and Sakura venture out in the awkward first date.

From Nick & Norah's Infinate Playlist. Good read ;3
Published: 07/05/08 | Updated: 07/17/08


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