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Member Profile: Tsukkomi
Name: Tsukkomi
Alias: Reiko
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 04/15/10
Last Logged In: 03/12/13
Skin: Shuriken
 
 
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~\"All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don\'t ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is\"~

-I am the Messenger by Markus Zusak




The above statement pretty much defines my life. Here are some more direct facts.



FIVE GOOD TRAITS


-Calm

-Quiet

-Witty

-Methodical

-Good at writing (or so I\'ve been told, but I think they were lying to me)


FIVE BAD TRAITS


-Morose

-Obstinate

-Worrisome

-Obsessive

-Self-conscious



FIVE FAVORITE ANIME/MANGA


-FMA: Brotherhood. Not the first one. The second. I also adore the manga.

-Death Note. One of the smartest manga out there, peeps.

-Ergo Proxy. And this is the smartest anime.

-Durarara!! I\'m addicted.

-South Park. Not an anime, but my favorite TV show. Not to mention it would be really sweet as a manga or an anime.




Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Shizuo Heiwajima
and
Tsukkomi
were married on
October 18, 2010
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Certificate of Marriage

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Roy Mustang
and
Tsukkomi
were married on
May 11, 2010
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Certificate of Marriage

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and
Tsukkomi
were married on
May 11, 2010
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I so totally don\'t have a fetish for black hair.


Planned Stories




South Park Lemons: Part Of a Nutritious Breakfast


Lemons with the boys from South Park.

Finished:

Stan
, Kyle. 2/10. Next up: Kenny McCormick.




Tequila Shots

\"You left me, police scene, chalk line. Tequila shots in the dark scene of the crime\"

Izaya Orihara always thought of himself as above homo sapiens and all emotions associated with them, mainly due to the fact that no human he met could ever keep up with him. Then he met her, and realized how very very wrong he was. (Reader x Izaya)

Projected length: 10 chapters




Ubi Fumus, Ibi Ignis

When there\'s smoke, there\'s fire.

Ishbal, 1908. Furher King Bradley has signed Order 3066, decreeing State Alchemists to come to the battlefront and use their abilities like human weapons. Major Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, is one of those recruited. After seeing the horrors of the Ishbalan War, Mustang lays on his cot with his head in his hands, seeking some sort of comfort for what he has done. He finds that comfort five days later, one that will be there for him for the rest of his life.

Projected length: 8 chapters

Chapter 1 in Progress!



If you have any questions regarding my stories, I\'d prefer you use this, so I could avoid answering the same questions over again.

http://www.formspring.me/Tsukkomi
 


Stories
 
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 1395 words | Complete: No

Summary: All guys struggle over girls, complaining that they're so damn hard to figure out. Now is the time to let them know precisely what they have to do. It's not much. Just 102 little things.
Published: 08/07/10 | Updated: 10/19/10
 
Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Haruhi Suzumiya

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 2401 words | Complete: No

Summary: Might be dusty, but the ink is still legible.

I. Mr. Brightside by The Killers --Momiji Sohma (FB)
II. Haven't Met You Yet by Michael Buble --Jean Havoc (FMA)
III. She's So Lovely by Scouting for Girls --Roy Mustang (FMA)
IV. Our Time Now by Plain White T's --Yuki Sohma (FB)
V. First Date by blink-182 --Kyon (TMoHS)
VI. Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton --Itsuki Koizumi (TMoHS)
VII. Dirty Laundry by Bitter:Sweet --Mello (DN)
VIII. October by U2 --L (DN)
IX. Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy --Kyouya Ootori (OHSHC)
X. Close by Rascal Flatts --Tamaki Suoh (OHSHC)
Published: 04/16/10 | Updated: 08/06/10
 
Durarara!!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Anri Sonohara, Certy Sturluson, Izaya Orihara, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Reader, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Simon Brezhnev, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Death, Drama, Lemon, Lime, Mystery, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, Novella, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 3182 words | Complete: No

Summary: "You left me, police scene, chalk line. Tequila shots in the dark scene of the crime"

Izaya Orihara always thought of himself as above homo sapiens and all emotions associated with them, mainly due to the fact that no human he met could ever keep up with him. Then he met her, and realized how very very wrong he was. (Reader x Izaya)
Published: 05/26/10 | Updated: 08/05/10
 
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Alex Louis Armstrong, Envy, Jean Havoc, Kain Fuery, Maes Hughes, Other, Reader, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Scar, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, Lime, Psychological, Romance, War | Story Types: General, Prequel, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1612 words | Complete: No

Summary: When there's smoke, there's fire.

Making a fire and keeping the flame burning requires four basic components that must be present together at the same time. Take any one of these away and the fire will not start or, if already burning, will not continue. These are:

1. Fuel including wood, gasoline, coal, dried animal dung, alcohol, or other combustible material.
2. Heat, for example that initially provided by a match or rubbing two sticks together.
3. Oxygen from the surrounding air that is consumed during the burning process.
4. Sustained chemical reaction (burning) that produces more heat and keeps the burn cycle going.

(Reader x Roy) (Roy P.O.V)
Published: 05/18/10 | Updated: 05/22/10
 
Durarara!!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Strong Language
Main Characters: Izaya Orihara, Reader, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 996 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "You were just another human, caught in his chain of fools."

Inspired by pink lemonade suicides' amazing "i do wonder"
Published: 06/03/10 | Updated: 08/19/10


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