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Member Profile: Kisai Ehrlange
Name: Kisai Ehrlange
Alias: Darris Parker
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 03/20/10
Last Logged In: 10/10/13
Skin: Shinigami_Blue
 
 
Contact: MSN IM dragonbuster12@yahoo.com
Real Name: Darris Parker

Age: 24

Birthday: March 5

Location: New Orleans, LA

Hobbies: Reading. writing, playing video games, watching anime, tae kwon do, cooking, debate, being hermetic, philosophy

Favorite food: Calzone

Favorite Book: I have a ton of favorites, but my favorite of all time is David Copperfield.

Favorite Anime: Probably FMA Brotherhood at the moment.

Favorite Video Game: I hover between Street Fighter, Ninja Gaiden, and Tetris Attack/Puzzle League.

Favorite T.V. show: Archer, Glee and 30 Rock

Favorite Movie: Either V for Vendetta, Goodfellas, The Illusionist or Ong Bak: The thai Warrior

About me: I am a perfectly sane person who can make himself enter sanity at will in order to produce comedy. XD
I don\'t lead the most exciting life, but I\'m not a boring person. So here are 10 interesting facts about me.

1 - I play a staggering amount of Street Fighter. I\'m no Daigo, but I daresay I\'m pretty hardcore.

2 - I make music. I\'m an emcee, learning to produce music on computers.

3 - I impersonate voices. I\'ve mastered Meatwad, Stan Marsh, New Eric Cartman, various voices from Tenchu, Yoda, Andy Milonakis, MC Chris, John Madden, various rappers including Biggie and 2Pac. Tony Montana, and tons of Simpsons characters.

4 - I\'m a serious kung fu movie nerd.

5 - I\'m skilled at using nunchaku.

6 - I\'m scarily good at word association.

7 - I can recite practically every scene from Final Fantasy 6\'s woolseyisms.

8 - I have a demented sense of humor.

9 - I\'m an uber-fan of Utada Hikaru.

10 - Should you ever give me a bag of Blue Raspberry Jolly Ranchers, I will be your friend forever. :3

 


Stories
 
Romance, General Fiction

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2140 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A little story I did for Valentine's Day. revised to include a different character toward the end.
Published: 03/07/11 | Updated: 03/08/11
 
Yu-Gi-Oh

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Joey, Pegasus, Seto Kaiba, Téa, Tristan, Yami, Yugi
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: None
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1950 words | Complete: No

Summary: Based on a Yu-Gi-Oh card called Nutrient Z. If Nutirent Z were a sports drink, these would be the commercials. Warning: Completely insane.
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 01/19/11
 
Comedy & Humor

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Parody
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 500 words | Complete: No

Summary: A skit based on my series Crimson Skies. Based on hip-hop, nerd culture, and random other stuff.
Published: 03/20/10 | Updated: 03/20/10
 
Romance, Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Science-Fiction, Comedy & Humor

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Martial Arts, Romance, Science Fantasy | Story Types: Novel
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 4440 words | Complete: No

Summary: Life was normal for the citizens of Element City for a time, but then, Nemo Legend had a vision...
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/26/10
 
Action / Adventure, Science-Fiction

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Dark Fantasy, Drama, General, Humor, Romance, Science Fantasy, Science Fiction | Story Types: Novel
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1563 words | Complete: No

Summary: Zion Flay-Azenine would become the Fiosite Exterminator of his generation....
Published: 03/20/10 | Updated: 03/21/10
 
Legend of Zelda

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Ganondorf, Link, Navi, Original Character(s)
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Parody, PWP, Script
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 5965 words | Complete: No

Summary: Link and Navi are transported to a place called Disonia, where they meet a local summoner.
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/11/11
 
Comedy & Humor

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Crude Humor, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Crossover, Script
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1192 words | Complete: No

Summary: The return of my award-winning (not really) interview show starring a pink-haired girl and her cameraman. :]

By the way, this fic is reader-request-fueled. If there's a character you want Lidya to interview, PLEASE SPEAK UP. I'd be more than happy to write an interview for you.
Published: 03/20/10 | Updated: 07/21/10
 
Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Drama & Suspense

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Mild Adult Situations, Strong Language, Suicide
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: None | Story Types: None
Length: 9 chapter(s) / 12526 words | Complete: No

Summary: To be wanted, to feel needed... Isn't that what everyone wishes for? This is the story of the most miserable kid on earth. And the world that needed him to save them.
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/11/11
 
Action / Adventure, Science-Fiction, Comedy & Humor

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Friendship, Humor, Martial Arts, Science Fantasy | Story Types: Script
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 6989 words | Complete: No

Summary: Israto Izalt is a Kaizo Hunter, a freelance relichound searching for artifacts made from Kaizo Alloy, a precious metal.
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/11/11
 
Fantasy, Action / Adventure

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Fantasy | Story Types: Novel
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1102 words | Complete: No

Summary: The Kingdom of Musicaa was a lively place, until the source of all music was shattered. The ensuing silence would drive them mad...
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/25/10
 
Romance, Drama & Suspense

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Graphic Violence, Suicide
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Death, Drama, Friendship, Romance, Samurai | Story Types: Novella
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1494 words | Complete: No

Summary: Kyosuke Tachibana has just died. And now he must make a choice: Go on to the afterlife, or live a second life on earth...
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/26/10
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Angst, Death, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Strong Language
Main Characters: Jester, Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Friendship, Gothic, Paranormal, Romance | Story Types: Crossover
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 2122 words | Complete: No

Summary: A Devil May Cry/Onimusha crossover. Dante and Samanosuke's descendants take on a new surge of evil.
Published: 03/26/10 | Updated: 03/31/11
 
Comedy & Humor

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Parody, Script
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 2325 words | Complete: No

Summary: Ky Kiske takes home an HDTV which sucks him into another dimension.
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 08/02/10
 
Romance, Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Drama & Suspense, Comedy & Humor

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s)
Genres: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Mythology, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1493 words | Complete: No

Summary: Everyone longs to find their purpose in life. No one wants to die without a chance to discover themselves. This is the story of a young man who found his destiny.
Published: 03/21/10 | Updated: 03/21/10


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