Member Profile: Real Lightning
Name: Real Lightning
Alias: the Heavenly Alarming Female
Status: Author
Join Date: 02/06/10
Last Logged In: 08/13/14
Skin: Shuriken
Birthday: October 2nd

Favorite Saying: "As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, 'If the day does not require an AK, it is good." - Corporal Josh Ray Person

- 8/1/13: I'M BACK AND I'M READY TO RAISE HELL (•̀ڡ•́ )


- FULL CIRCLE AKA GRATUITOUS HOMESTUCK PORN: equius and eridan down..... who next? i'm not particularly sure, but i see a lot of folks opting for gamzee, karkat, or a lady troll...
- MORE MYSTERIOUS BLEACH PORN???? i'm writing.... a lot.. of bleach.. smut.....,,,,,
- i'm gonna finish some of my damn older stories man i tell you what i recently went through and answered a ton of reviews for my older stories because i felt bad that i hadn't and wow??? you guys are seriously the best, and, just, wow. i've got some goals and i feel like they're really achievable, because considering the amount of bleach smut i seem to be writing lately, i am THIRSTY for something with plot, holy shit
goal #1) finish Legerdemain-- i know what i want to do and how to do it, i just gotta do it
goal #2) finish Benefit-- i forgot where i wanted to go with it, so we're just gonna ride this thing and see where we go. ideally i'd like to finish it in three chapters, make it as short and as sweet/sad as possible. gotta flex my angst writing skills, bruh
goal #3) maaaaaybe add on more to Stop me if you've heard this one-- SOMEHOW, you lovely folks convinced me i oughta keep going with that thing, and i THINK i have a draft of a second chapter lying around. again, i'd prefer to wrap it up in maybe two or three chapters all together, i feel like it's better as a short thing.


Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Kakashi, Obito
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor, Space Opera | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, General, One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 918 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream."

— Vincent Van Gogh
Published: 02/16/10 | Updated: 02/18/10

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Itachi, Kisame, Reader, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2171 words | Complete: No

Summary: There's only so much you can do for someone fated to die, let alone resigned to it.

“I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon's knife or the chemist's drug.”


*on hiatus*
Published: 05/10/10 | Updated: 05/16/10

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Squick, Strong Language
Main Characters: Grimmjow, Nnoitra Jiruga, Other, Reader, Szayel
Genres: Adventure, Hentai, Lemon | Story Types: CYOA, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 6515 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: boned (bōnd)
1. An undesirable situation in which no solution is viable
2. The state or quality of being post coitus

As a hostage shinigami amongst the Espada, it's probably too much to hope for any kind of peace and quiet.

(this is basically CYOA smut! (°ヮ° ✿) characters will be added as they appear~)
Published: 10/06/13 | Updated: 03/18/14

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Byakuya, Muguruma Kensei, Reader, Zaraki
Genres: Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 8792 words | Complete: No

Summary: Let's just bang a bunch of the captains. Just, all of them. Every single one. We're gonna do it.
Published: 12/12/13 | Updated: 02/08/14
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Drug References, Mild Sexual References, Silliness
Main Characters: Dante, Lady
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1646 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Those shoes were three-hundred-freaking-dollars.

She got them.

Published: 02/09/10 | Updated: 02/10/10

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Equius Zahhak, Reader, Various
Genres: Romance, Science Fiction | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 5915 words | Complete: No

Summary: I heard my destiny calling me, and the song it sang was a hymn to Homestuck.

"You should totally write smut for every troll, in an idyllic alternate universe where everyone coexists fairly peacefully and have nothing better to do but live normal, peaceful lives, and bang a lot," my destiny murmured, gently guiding me to my computer.

"Rad." I whispered.

Reader/EVERYONE ( •̀ ڡ •́ )
(characters/additional warnings will be added as new chapters are!)
Published: 08/01/13 | Updated: 12/10/13

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Genma, Hayate, Kakashi, Original Character(s), Other, Raido, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Drama, Friendship, Gay Romance, Humor, Ninja | Story Types: General, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 12 chapter(s) / 33176 words | Complete: No

Summary: Pretending to be a man to get into ANBU was the easy part. Getting your captain to fly straight and leave you alone is the hard one.

Published: 02/27/10 | Updated: 04/13/14
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Drug References, Drug Use, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Claire Redfield, Reader, You
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1388 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: “They're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone.”
- Billy Joel

Published: 08/06/10 | Updated: 08/06/10

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