Member Profile: pokiedoesdisco
Name: pokiedoesdisco
Alias: Paula
Status: Author
Join Date: 02/11/08
Last Logged In: 07/30/14
Skin: Shinigami_HPB
Contact: itsmepokie
The name's pokiedoesdisco. And that's pokiedoesdisco with a lower case "p". I go by many nicknames, usually Pokie or Muffin being the most popular. 24 years young. Communication major. Junior Account Executive. Jedi Procrastinator. Avid Spongebob Squarepants watcher. Mega College Basketball Fan. Certified Zumba Fitness Instructor. Food Coma prone. Sporadic Updater. I go meepmeepmeep.

Most of everything posted here is from my Quizilla account (rocketmuffin). You can also find me at as rocketmuffin. I'm also on Quotev as pokiedoesdisco.

My specialty is humor and crackfics, with a small dash of romance. I try to write angst, but it takes years and it's quite tasking on my part. But they do come out at times.

Currently Reading:
Turning Pro by Steven Pressfield

The War of Art by Steven Pressfield

One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez (rereading this for the billionth time)

Currently Obsessing Over:
SHOES. Always. That will never change. Viva la obsesión de zapatos!
Sephora. All the products. I'm VIB Rouge for a reason. *sobs*
Crop tops
Dior Addict Fluid Stick in Pandore, Wonderland, and Mirage (My summer lip color staples)
Tarte LipSurgence in Fiery and Natural Beauty (My all around lippy staples)
Kate Spade handbags
Michael Kors Hamilton Totes
Circle/skater skirts

Songs Currently Playing:
Light Cycles - ShockOne
Sleeping With A Friend - Neon Trees
Balada Boa - Gusttavo Lima
Painted Skies - Seba
Lungi Dance - Yo Yo Honey Singh (from the film Chennai Express)

"Whatever you are, be a good one." ~Abraham Lincoln

Favorite Stories
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Youth | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Superbi Squalo, Xanxus, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 208 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You had finally figured the flying objects meaning.
Published: 11/01/08 | Updated: 11/20/08

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, OOC, Strong Language
Main Characters: Hitsugaya, Reader
Genres: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 61 chapter(s) / 41688 words | Complete: Yes


It was a marriage of convenience, a merger between two of the most powerful families in Japan.

And you hated that you loved him.


Published: 12/27/10 | Updated: 07/09/11
Characters, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crude Humor
Main Characters: Xanxus
Genres: General | Story Types: Essay
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1864 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [Dedicated to Koala-tan for requesting Xanxus]
I'll get a good title next time. Maybe. But here's a guide to the ***hole in the back row!
Published: 03/27/09 | Updated: 03/27/09
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Byakuran, Reader, Rokudo Mukuro, You
Genres: Lemon | Story Types: General, Lemon, One Shot, Other, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 4040 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Byakuran's twisted. Mukuro's cynical. Unfortunately, you were their favourite toy.

THREESOME SMUT! - Byakuran x You x TYL! Mukuro
Published: 02/14/10 | Updated: 02/14/10
Poetry & Song

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst
Main Characters: None
Genres: None | Story Types: Poetry
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 134 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Mommy Mommy...I had a bad dream.
Published: 07/21/08 | Updated: 07/22/08
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Xanxus, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 194 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "That's no way of asking a woman to marry her."

"What do you expect me to do? Go down on one knee and ask you to marry me?"

[Reader x Xanxus]
Published: 01/01/09 | Updated: 01/01/09
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, General, Humor | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 370 words | Complete: No

Summary: - There is many diffrent emotions out there. Here is 100 of them -

So I am going to give this a try. I AM GOING TO TRY AND WRITE A DRABBLE COLLECTION. Rating may change too TwT.

[Reader x Various] [MOSTLY XANXUS D:]
Published: 01/11/09 | Updated: 08/18/10
Final Fantasy 7, Fullmetal Alchemist, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Reborn, Reno, Rokudo Mukuro, Roy Mustang, Xanxus
Genres: General, Other | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 578 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Oh how the broken fragments of your life drifted by, each one a shattered story of your sad relationships...

Published: 01/17/09 | Updated: 09/07/09

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