Member Profile: Sordid Affairs
Name: Sordid Affairs
Alias: Haine
Status: Member
Join Date: 12/26/07
Last Logged In: 09/24/08
Skin: Autumn_Red
Haine* -ness here !!

Just your average, procrastinating fourteen year old, scouring everywhere for fanfics that are the shiz.

Muahahahahah. ^0^

You want more information about me? God, you must all be bored. But here it is ! This is gonna bore you even more. *_*

[x] Loves ;; Travelling, laughing, anime&&manga, most forms of sports, watching old movies, creeping people out, baking, reading ~ hydrangeas, dART, music, cupcakes, sakura, beaches, people-watching

[x] Hates ;; breathing in dust, untangling stubborn knots in my hair, waiting for too long, mushrooms, stories with grammatical errors, love triangles, most English dubs

[x] Bishounen ;; Train Heartnet, Ootani Atsushi, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hitsugaya Toushiro, Kudou Shinichi, Hihara Kazuki, Koike Teppei, Kirie, Kurosaki Ichigo, Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart, Tidus, Riku, Sora, Roxas

*Extra Note;; Beware of Spelling Freak. =>=;;

DOB ;; April Fourth

ZODIAC-ness ||


Favorite Stories

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Chad, Ichigo, Orihime, Other, Reader, Rukia
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 8356 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It's that time of year again, Ichigo's birthday. Like every year, he denies telling you what he wants! So, in order to find it you'll have to delve into the unknown, dodge some people who want to conquer the world, and drink lots of Boba Tea to get him something that's decent! Something that's not a gift card. (Reader x Ichigo) Dedicated to Kage Iki
Published: 08/25/06 | Updated: 08/25/06
Fruits Basket

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Strong Language
Main Characters: Haru, Kyo, Reader, Shigure, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1256 words | Complete: No

Summary: You always knew he was a pervert.

one; Kyo [fingers]
two; Hatsuharu [tongues]
three; Shigure [ears]
Published: 04/02/07 | Updated: 03/01/08
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Fluff, Mild Yaoi, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: One Shot, Original FanFiction, PWP, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 16568 words | Complete: No


Simple and clean. That's what high school is SUPPOSED to be like, but when you're surrounded by THESE idiots...'s hard to 'get smart'. Don't take drugs before class.

You x Various


Published: 07/05/07 | Updated: 08/07/08
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Crackfic, OOC, Silliness
Main Characters: Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Reader, Riku, Roxas, Saďx, Sephiroth, Sora
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2770 words | Complete: No

Summary: Riku's gone missing again. At least this time he told someone where he was going, but he dared Sora and you to find him. Which meant you and Sora going to The World That Never Was. No problem right? Well, is it a problem if you suddenly see the Organization members in drag? SoraxReader Written for DG
Published: 01/14/07 | Updated: 01/15/07
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: All | Warnings: OOC
Main Characters: Cloud, Original Character(s), Reader, Various
Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Original FanFiction, Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 16695 words | Complete: No

Summary: Annaline Coleman is a normal girl living in a dull world. In her life fantasy rules—more specifically Final Fantasy. She would much rather be playing videogames than just about anything in the world. By some turn of events she finds herself with a special guest. Can she cope with the drastic change in her life, or will she wish for a normal boring life back? [YouxCloud]
Published: 10/01/07 | Updated: 08/03/08

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Chad, Ichigo, Ishida, Orihime, Reader, Rukia, Urahara, Yoruichi
Genres: Action, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 10597 words | Complete: No

Summary: You aren’t a Soul Reaper. You aren’t a vengeful Spirit. You’re just a young girl, who had spent too much time with Kurosaki Ichigo. Or are you?

Still, this has nothing to do with Soul Society – and therefore, has nothing to do with the 10th captain, Hitsuguya Toushiro, right? Maybe…

Where do you play in all this? Do you play in all this? You’ll just have to read and find out… [ReaderxHitsuguya]
Published: 12/01/07 | Updated: 06/01/11
Final Fantasy 7

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Fluff, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Aeris, Barrett, Cait Sith, Cid, Cloud, Elena, Hojo, Marlene, Other, Reader, Red XIII, Reeve, Reno, Rude, Rufus, Scarlet, Sephiroth, Tifa, Tseng, Vincent, Yuffie
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Humor, Mystery, Psychological, Romance, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 8347 words | Complete: No

Summary: {On hold- No writing drive for it. DX} There are some things, we just can't explain. Things that haunt us without reason, fears that torture us in ways we can't convey.. Times we find ourselves inside the world of our favorite video game..?

When the tables turn and the lights go out, what choice will you make to stay alive? ::Reader x (Your choice)::

Yes, this is a ‘real’ CYOA.
Published: 03/29/06 | Updated: 05/09/06
Kingdom Hearts

Rated: All | Warnings: Silliness
Main Characters: Kairi, Reader, Riku, Sora
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3239 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Stalking. It's not a bad thing. Not at all when you aren't going to harm the person at all. So, it's not a bad thing when you're stalking the hottest guy that you have ever seen. Riku/Reader
Published: 09/17/07 | Updated: 09/17/07
Trigun, Yu Yu Hakusho, Gundam Wing, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tsubasa, Wolf's Rain, Fruits Basket, XXXHolic, Ouran High School Host Club, Cross

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP
Main Characters: Akito, Alex Louis Armstrong, Alphonse, Amakusa Takara, Ayame, Botan, Cheza, Clow, Duo, Edward, Fai D. Flowright, Haru, Haruhi, Hatori, Heero, Hiei, Hige, Hikaru, Hunny, Kagura, Kaoru, Keiko, Kiba, Knives, Kurama, Kurogane, Kuwabara, Kyo, Kyoya, Lady Une, Lucrezia Noin, Mokona
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Drama, Fantasy, Fluff, General, Humor, Mystery, Ninja, Other, Paranormal Romance, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Crossover, CYOA, Drabble, Ficlet, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1566 words | Complete: No

Summary: They say the most dangerous job is the taxi cab driver's. Suppose now we know why, hm? After all, danger is your forte.

Series of one-shots, ficlets, etc. [[momentarily suspended]]
Published: 10/07/06 | Updated: 10/07/06

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Lavi, Reader, You, Yu Kanda
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1464 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (One-shot, birthdayfic for silver_neko_kitsune~) When you’re in the Black Order, writing real person fanfiction takes on a whole new level of fun. Kanda/You~
Published: 09/11/07 | Updated: 09/11/07

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