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Member Profile: Dishrag
Name: Dishrag
Alias: Sam
Status: Author
 
 
Join Date: 12/10/07
Last Logged In: 07/21/14
Skin: Shinigami_HPB
 
 
Contact:
Links: blog
hey welcome to dish 2.0 everything is the same except i might be a little gayer


Important Information/Updates
22 July: I have reopened my beta services since I have some free time on my hands now. If you're interested, check out my beta profile and send me a message.

16 July: LUCINA CONFIRMED FOR SSB = ME REPLAYING FE:A, APPARENTLY. ALSO, HAIKYUU. HOLY SHIT. SHOVE AN ENTIRE VOLLEYBALL UP MY ASS


About Me
Name:
Most people call me Dish, or some variation of that, but you can also call me Sam.
Age: 23
Birthday: November 15
Gender: demigirl => female or neutral pronouns are ok. I sort of prefer neutral pronouns tbh but I'm not too picky
Favorite color: purple
Favorite Animal: dogs and dolphins and cows
If you really want to get to know me, click here and follow me on tumblr. NSFW warning!!!!! Also, lots of gay volleyball boys. I may have a problem......


Currently
Reading: Haikyuu!!
Watching: Haikyuu!!
Playing: Fire Emblem: Awakening, Tomodachi Life
Writing: an original fic for camp nanowrimo & an epic suga one-shot, whoops

Fic Progress
Apocrypha (Skyrim) (YouMiraak)
-- Chapter 1 - Daal: Posted
-- Chapter 2 - White Beginnings: Planned

[BANGING TITLE HERE] (Haikyuu!!) (YouSugawara)
-- one shot - writing 7%
 
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Favorite Stories
 
Harry Potter

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, Fluff, Silliness, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Draco Malfoy, Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, Fluff, Romance, Tragedy | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 46 chapter(s) / 4225 words | Complete: No

Summary: 101 days, 101 feelings and themes, could he keep up?

ReaderxDraco Malfoy

Response to "101 Drabbles" by HPKHluver4life
Published: 10/19/09 | Updated: 07/22/11
 
Adventure Time

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various, Marshall Lee
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Fairy-tale, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Fairy-tale, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 24 chapter(s) / 8148 words | Complete: No

Summary: Than Twilight.

Marshall Lee x Reader
Published: 04/13/12 | Updated: 03/26/13
 
Sherlock (BBC)

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Sherlock Holmes, Various, You
Genres: Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Psychological, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert, Vignette
Length: 50 chapter(s) / 120804 words | Complete: No

Summary: Oh, sure. They laughed when you told them he could beat you at chess with only three pieces on his side of the board. They even laughed when you said that he fed your old pet hamster to a python "as an experiment." But when you told them that you were his fiancée, THEN you lost your credibility.

[Reader x Sherlock Holmes]
Published: 08/01/12 | Updated: 05/10/14
 
Homestuck

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Karkat Vantas, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Cyberpunk, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mythology, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Science Fantasy, Supernatural, Time Travel | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Lemon, Letter, Mythology, PWP, Reader Insert, Vignette, WIP
Length: 25 chapter(s) / 13262 words | Complete: No

Summary: This love was a disease. It was dangerous, it was unwanted and neither of you were ready for it.

Karkat Vantas x Reader
Published: 02/28/12 | Updated: 02/19/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Basil, Reader, Various
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 1428 words | Complete: No

Summary: Polite, gentle, sweet; Basil was the best you could ask for. And it didn't matter how he spoke, all that mattered was how he treated you.

[Basil/You]
Published: 11/28/08 | Updated: 09/05/09
 
Harvest Moon

Rated: Youth | Warnings: PWP, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Alex, Joe, Kurt, Other, Ray, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, General, Other, Romance | Story Types: Divergence, Ficlet, General, Holiday, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 5074 words | Complete: No

Summary: If you wanted a lecture on the power of words, you would've been a language teacher, not a farm owner. However, there are times that even in such a simple lifestyle, these words become as important as life itself.

Reader x Various Response to KianaNobody's "20 Phrases"
Published: 06/17/09 | Updated: 12/01/09
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 31 chapter(s) / 11293 words | Complete: No

Summary: A male firefly flashes his light in order to guide the female to him.

Reid/Reader

dedicated to karenawilliams
(I realized this isn't an anime or a game but I responded to moonlit's challenge.. Hope she doesn't mind.)
Published: 02/20/10 | Updated: 03/07/10
 
Homestuck

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Dave Strider, Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Cyberpunk, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Martial Arts, Mysticism, Mythology, Other, Paranormal, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Samurai, Science Fantasy, Supernatural, Time Travel, War | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Epic, Fairy-tale, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 3092 words | Complete: No

Summary: You had to say that getting wrapped up in this apocalyptic journey with the young and cute Dave Strider had been completely unexpected.

But a rocker always expected the unexpected!

[ENTER PANTY-DROPPIN' GUITAR RIFF HERE]

Reader x Dave Strider | Past!Reader x Bro
Published: 02/27/12 | Updated: 11/12/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Colonello
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 519 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: A birthday surprise from Colonello? Happy birthday indeed ^_^

Reader x Adult!Colonello
Published: 11/14/08 | Updated: 11/20/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Reader, You, Hibari Kyoya
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lime | Story Types: Drabble, Parody, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 575 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You should have known it wasn't a fake Hibari, the second his lackeys threw you inside.

Hibari-x-Reader - Halloween Special
Dedicated to Dishrag1313 and Megumi~
Published: 10/29/08 | Updated: 10/29/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult + | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Femslash, Fetish and Paraphilia, Mature Content, OOC, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Shoujo-ai, Silliness, Strong Language, Yuri
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Hentai, Humor, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 51506 words | Complete: No

Summary: "There is need of variety in sex, but not in love."

Reader x Various

"Here✓There✓Everywhere✓ Smut Challenge ツ" by LazyHotChocolate
Published: 11/19/12 | Updated: 04/23/13
 
Yu Yu Hakusho

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Botan, Hiei, Koenma, Kurama, Kuwabara, Original Character(s), Reader, Yusuke
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 31 chapter(s) / 66044 words | Complete: No

Summary: Who would have imagined that a single human girl could have designed all of the technology in Spirit World? Yes, indeed, you are a smart young woman. However, not everyone is so happy for you, and when everything else is stripped away can you find strength outside of your computer?

Kurama/Reader/Hiei
Published: 08/01/08 | Updated: 08/07/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Reborn
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 252 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It was so nice and relaxing.

adult!Reborn x Reader
Published: 11/14/08 | Updated: 11/20/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Basil, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 285 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [ReaderxBasil]

“A rose for a Rose.”
Published: 11/21/08 | Updated: 11/21/08
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Parody, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 36 chapter(s) / 5096 words | Complete: No

Summary: That happens... when your bird is a male.

Hibari-x-Reader-x-Hibird - d.r.a.b.b.l.e

Dedicated to Resurii, Dishrag1313 and Mao.
Published: 10/31/08 | Updated: 11/19/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 25 chapter(s) / 6390 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [ReaderxVarious]

Raw emotion is felt by even those with the clearest heads.

(Not as serious as it sounds. Seriously.)
Published: 12/07/08 | Updated: 04/02/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Mature Content, OOC, PWP
Main Characters: Hibari Kyoya, Reader, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Drama, Lime | Story Types: Drabble, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 451 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: After Hibari gave you his jacket, his fangirls just tried to take it from you. On and on, their fight tore the tissue and... left you deal with the punishment.

A torn uniform in the Comittee's office.

Sequel to "Jacket" - Hibari-x-Reader

Dedicated to Kootori and Dishrag1313
Published: 10/28/08 | Updated: 10/28/08
 
Criminal Minds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, General, Reader Insert
Length: 16 chapter(s) / 50479 words | Complete: No

Summary: All these emotions were sure to be worth something, right? They weren't all completely worthless... you hoped.

Reader x Spencer Reid
[discontinued as of 2014]
Published: 02/06/10 | Updated: 06/24/11
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Drug References, Fluff, Graphic Violence
Main Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Lime, Occult, Other, Paranormal | Story Types: Collection, General, Reader Insert
Length: 95 chapter(s) / 49384 words | Complete: No

Summary: Nothing is so common-place as the wish to be remarkable. –William Shakespeare

[GokuderaxReader]

[Response to "365 Days a year Challenge" by DesertRose]
Published: 04/18/11 | Updated: 11/22/11
 
Harvest Moon

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Spoilers
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Romance | Story Types: CYOA, Reader Insert
Length: 345 chapter(s) / 203957 words | Complete: No

Summary: (Island of Happiness) A stormy sea changes your life forever, not once, but twice. The first time you lose your parents, the main influences in your life. The second time you find yourself washed ashore with a family and no memory. You set about making a new life for yourself with no recollection of the last. Sunny Island prospers under your hard work but when your past darkens your new doorstep will it obliterate everything you've worked for? Reader X Choice (For Kitty) Review thy path!
Published: 11/16/08 | Updated: 02/09/11
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Youth | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, Spanner
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2106 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It wasn't much of a surprise unless he made absolutely certain you didn't hear about it...

Reader x Spanner
[birthday fic for Dishrag1313!]
Published: 11/15/10 | Updated: 11/15/10
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 292 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Mornings weren't your thing he learned.

Surprise x Reader
Published: 11/14/08 | Updated: 11/28/08
 
Homestuck

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Erotica, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Aradia Megido, Becquerel, Equius Zahhak, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Gamzee Makara, Jack Noir, Jade Harley, John Egbert, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas, Nepeta Leijon, Reader, Rose Lalond, Sollux Captor, Tavros Nitram, Terezi Pyrope, Various, Vriska Serket, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Fluff, Friendship, Lemon, Lime | Story Types: Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 4424 words | Complete: No

Summary: The end comes swiftly in tones that none shall dare to acknowledge they heard. The sound will drown out all else that has ever been, and yet we will think it is not happening. Our minds play tricks on us, clouds the truth of that fatal sound, the only warning of the coming darkness.

Do one thing for me. When the Universe dies, and you will know its sound, just please-

Take me with you
YouVarious
Published: 05/19/12 | Updated: 07/03/12
 
Tales of Vesperia

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, PWP
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 3217 words | Complete: No

Summary: Who would've thought that you, a noble, would befriend someone as revered as the "Hero of the Great War?"


Post-Adephagos
(Reader x Duke Pantarei)
Published: 10/11/09 | Updated: 07/17/10
 
Fire Emblem

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Fluff, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 4764 words | Complete: No

Summary: “W-why in the blazes would they pair us together?”

“Because the Avatar has a cruel sense of humor.”

[Reader x Lon’qu]
Published: 05/29/13 | Updated: 12/26/13


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