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Name: Laptop101
Alias: Bethy-chan
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Join Date: 06/06/12
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About Laptop101..
*I don\'t write much but occaisionally have plot bunny attacks
*I\'m from Wales (You know that little country in Britan that\'s attached to England)
*I can speak Welsh
*I\'m most likely a loon but not sure
*I love reviwes
~~\\o/~~ oh and in my spare time a lot of stickmen end up in trouble.
Watching the Murray vs Lu in Wimbledon at the moment and can\'t help but compare Murrays lobs to Oishis Moon Volley in PoT.

Please sir my I have some points?
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RIP COMMON SENSE

\"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn\'t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

\"Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don\'t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

\"His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

\"Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

\"It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

\"Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

\"Common Sense took a beating when you couldn\'t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

\"Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

\"Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility and by his son, Reason.

\"He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers: I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone Else Is To Blame and I\'m A Victim.

\"Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.\"
 
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Favorite Stories
 
Heart no Kuni no Alice

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Multiple Partners, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Ace, Blood Dupre, Boris Airay, Elliot March, Gray Ringmarc, Joker, Julius Monrey, Mary Gowland, Nightmare, Other, Peter White, Pierce Villiers, Reader, Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum, Various, Vivaldi, You
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 36 chapter(s) / 10165 words | Complete: No

Summary: When they have this many things odd about them, it’s hard to find just ten to list.

Well, this is Wonderland. There isn’t a normal person anywhere. At least they’ve got positive traits too.

Drabble collections of 10 (in some cases 5)

Finished: Ace, Peter, Vivaldi
Next up: Blood, Elliot, Dee and Dum

[Various/Reader]
Published: 07/12/12 | Updated: 01/22/13
 
Pokemon

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 22 chapter(s) / 58898 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You're a 19 year old trainer living in Kanto with a relatively normal life. You occasionally help Professor Oak and although you do like to battle, it's not one of your greatest aspirations in life to become a Pokémon master. However, a trip to the laboratory one day strikes an interesting turn in your destiny even if you don't realize it yet... [Reader X Lance]
Published: 11/21/08 | Updated: 06/04/13
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Basil
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fluff, General, Hentai, Horror, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Mysticism, Paranormal, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Time Travel | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 82 chapter(s) / 28288 words | Complete: No

Summary: They can depict a moment, or a lifetime; foretell the beginning, or the end. They are the start and finish of a situation, and the ups and downs of compromise. ::Reader x Various::

{Mostly - Crack/Sex/Fluff}{Dedicated to: Crys-chan}

81. Reader x Hibari
82. Reader x Xanxus

| 82 / 1000 |
Published: 05/22/09 | Updated: 01/17/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Angst, Drug References
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Yamamoto Takeshi
Genres: Angst, Mystery, Romance | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2707 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because despite all the pain, all the agony and heartbreak that you'd caused him over the years, he still loved you. And he would continue to do so.

Only this time, you'd love him back.

[reader x TYL!Yamamoto]

**Sequel ending to Ruby Spice's "Wicked Game"**
Published: 03/21/13 | Updated: 03/21/13
 
Soul Eater

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Soul Eater Evans, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General | Story Types: Ficlet, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 799 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He could play perfectly in 6/8 time, without a metronome...that alone was a turn-on.

[Reader x Soul]
Published: 05/03/11 | Updated: 05/03/11
 
Pokemon

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Various
Genres: Adventure, Friendship | Story Types: None
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2731 words | Complete: No

Summary: She'd didn't know quite where she was or exactly where she was going, but she did know that she would have plenty of help and even more fun getting there.

Based off of Pokemon Emerald.
[Formerly Carpe Diem]
Published: 04/06/12 | Updated: 04/06/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, Lambo, Reader, Rokudo Mukuro, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Various, Yamamoto Takeshi
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 32 chapter(s) / 11170 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because some things you could expect. But others just made you stop and wonder.

Reader/Various

Response to Ritenere X's "Association" Challenge!

Published: 04/18/10 | Updated: 12/08/10
 
Baccano!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Emotional Abuse, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Berga Gandor, Czeslaw Meyer, Ennis, Firo Prochainezo, Keith Gandor, Luck Gandor, Maiza Avaro, Original Character(s), Reader, You
Genres: Angst, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Other, Reader Insert, WWYFF
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 14939 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You never valued immortality. You never wished to live forever. You thought that you would die someday, and that time would come whenever fate deemed it so. But fate had other plans. When you become fatally injured on one of your missions, you leave your friends with no choice. And now, there is no going back.

Firo x Reader x Luck
Published: 03/01/13 | Updated: 03/15/14
 
Yu-Gi-Oh

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Rape, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Mokuba, Original Character(s), Reader, Seto Kaiba
Genres: Action, Angst, Comedy, Drama, General, Lemon, Lime, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 118 chapter(s) / 409294 words | Complete: No

Summary: He needed a mechanic, and Seto Kaiba only hires the absolute best. You needed a way out of your living situation and fewer trips to the hospital. He soon sees that you’re a no-nonsense woman with a clear cut view of business and personal life just as he is. Both of you never wanted to cross that line, but in the span of a single night, you both ended up getting yourselves tangled in a huge mess with seemingly no way to fix it.

On top of the chaos already created, Kaiba starts putting together pieces of the puzzle that is your life. Slowly, he begins to discover that you are much, much more than a mechanic. His suspicion is confirmed when he unearths the second and secret life you’ve been living.

(ReaderXKaiba)
Published: 04/03/11 | Updated: 11/02/13
 
Saiyuki

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Sanzo
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 330 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And they just didn't get it. ::Reader x Sanzo::
Published: 02/18/09 | Updated: 02/18/09
 
Teen Titans

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Red X, Robin, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 28 chapter(s) / 47102 words | Complete: No

Summary: Between the many battles of good and evil, heroes and villains have barely enough time to tend to their wounds let alone replenish their arsenal. So during these times, a technological genius like yourself would be foolish to not take advantage of their burning hatred for each other. You were no fool. You would make anything they wanted as long as they had the cash to back it up.

Besides, no one said you had to pick a side. You were just looking out for number one.

Reader x Robin
Reader x Red X
Published: 11/20/11 | Updated: 03/11/14
 
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: England, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor | Story Types: Ficlet, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 735 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You manage to get your laptop closed—to protect the keys—before a coffee spit-take of epic proportions spews from your mouth.

“YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!”
[rated for some references]
Published: 06/04/11 | Updated: 06/04/11
 
Supernatural

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Fluff, Mild Sexual References
Main Characters: Dean Winchester, Reader, Sam Winchester, Various, You
Genres: Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Supernatural | Story Types: Drabble, General, Prequel, Reader Insert, Vignette
Length: 26 chapter(s) / 5598 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He rarely stayed in the same place. You were the same way. Yet somehow, you both kept crashing into each other, and that frustrated him more than ghosts and werewolves.

[Reader x Dean Winchester]

For Maddie: they say "viri infortunati procul amici."

[Response to Ninja-chan's "Childhood Memories" challenge]
Published: 12/19/12 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Assassin's Creed 2, Brotherhood, and Revelations

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Reader, Various
Genres: Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 46 chapter(s) / 10283 words | Complete: No

Summary: There are some things a 21st century girl can't shake, even when following an assassin around Renaissance Italy.

[Reader/Ezio] [In response to Nemure's "101 Ways to Use..." challenge]
Published: 10/06/11 | Updated: 04/18/14
 
Romance, Supernatural & Horror, General Fiction, Fantasy, Action / Adventure, Drama & Suspense, Comedy & Humor

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense, Tragedy | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 16 chapter(s) / 26067 words | Complete: No

Summary: “Don’t you mean pinch you?”

“No, I mean hit me, because if I’m not dreaming I will be once you hit me.”

Sometimes you wonder in life 'Where do I go from here?' But that was before you wake up to find yourself in a parallel dimension. Now you just wonder how you will regain your sanity while trying to keep your life from turning upside down while helping a vampire, a dragon, and a couple of demons try to act at least remotely human in your dimension.

Reader/ ??
Published: 08/10/09 | Updated: 12/18/12
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Strong Language
Main Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, Miura Haru, Reader, Sasagawa Kyoko, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Yamamoto Takeshi, You
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1562 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [TYL!Tsuna/Reader]

It's your turn. She's not happy about it. But he was your man from the start.

Every girl needs to show off sometimes, especially when your man is in full approval.

Sort-of song-fic around Misery Business. Giftfic for Crys-chan!
Published: 03/15/11 | Updated: 03/17/11
 
Supernatural

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Dean Winchester, Reader, Sam Winchester, Various, You
Genres: Death, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, General, Supernatural | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 16119 words | Complete: No

Summary: You thought that you were right in guessing that nothing was worse than spending a night with a man you didn't deserve or had the ability to keep. And then you found yourself hunched over the toilet bowl with a pregnancy test in your hand.

[Reader x Sam Winchester]
Published: 01/15/13 | Updated: 07/09/13
 
Prince of Tennis

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Ryoma
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 137 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: [ReaderxRyoma]

Because he was glaring at you.
Published: 06/22/08 | Updated: 06/22/08
 
Pokemon

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst
Main Characters: Reader, You, Green, Professor Oak, Red
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Lime, Mystery, Suspense | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 42 chapter(s) / 112575 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Green Oak was forced to give up battling when a horrible accident happened. He didn't think he'd be bothered by the loss, or the accident. He couldn't even remember the accident.

But when his childhood friend and first love interest showed up, claiming to be his fiancee, Green is tortured from little bits and pieces from the accident.

What really happened? Why can't he remember the accident?

Why can't he remember her?
[Green Oak x reader] [slight Red x reader]
Published: 04/02/12 | Updated: 07/22/12
 
Harvest Moon

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Death-Fic, One Shot, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2668 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: (IoH) When does someone die?

When they are forgotten, and you never will be.
Published: 01/18/13 | Updated: 01/18/13
 
One Piece

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Don Quixote Doflamingo, Juraquille Mihawk, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Shanks
Genres: Action, Adventure, Death, Fluff, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 13 chapter(s) / 34621 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Luck was deemed a woman for a reason; that being because her mood changes so often.

One minute she will love you unconditionally and the next, she’ll want to crush your bones with her bare hands. ::Reader x Mihawk::
Published: 04/15/06 | Updated: 07/15/06
 
Hellsing

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Death, Mature Content, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Alucard, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, Romance, War | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 8363 words | Complete: No

Summary: It was unexpected, really. One minute, he's acting like his usual asshole self, and the next he's talking about claiming his mate.

Nobody expected it to be you: the trigger-happy mercenary that liked using the No-Life King as target practice.

Oh yes, this was going to be fun indeed.

[eventual Reader x Alucard; takes place during the original Hellsing storyline]
Published: 06/25/12 | Updated: 03/16/13
 
Saiyuki

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Death, Explicit Material, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Gojyo, Goku, Hakkai, Reader, Sanzo
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, General, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 21892 words | Complete: No

Summary: You've been trekking through the desert for who knows how long, when you're nearly run over by a ... jeep? Who are these strange, but beautiful men that come out of it, and do you -really- want to travel with them? (Reader x Hakkai/Sanzo/Gojyo - alternate endings)
Published: 08/22/06 | Updated: 04/02/09
 
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Alcohol Abuse, Drug References
Main Characters: Various, Yamamoto Takeshi, You
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Novella, Reader Insert
Length: 60 chapter(s) / 59798 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "What a wicked game you play, to make me feel this way."

You had a dark and terrible secret. Yamamoto was the only one who knew what it was. He was the only one who could help you.

Unfortunately, Yamamoto had twisting secrets of his own.

[3YL!Yamamoto x reader]
Published: 12/16/12 | Updated: 02/20/13
 
Rise of the Guardians

Rated: All | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Jack Frost
Genres: Fluff, Friendship | Story Types: None
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 1915 words | Complete: No

Summary: Take cookies, snow, and add in a Guardian and Spring. [Jack/you]
Published: 11/30/12 | Updated: 12/01/12


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