Member Profile: Chalky
Name: Chalky
Alias: Hanns Stiglitz
Status: Author
Join Date: 07/09/11
Last Logged In: 06/03/16
Skin: Pink
Formally Okami Amaterasu

"With his educated eyes and his head between my thighs"

[Images coming soon, more like; what the fuck kind of icons should I make, I'm out of ideas :'c]

Hannah or Hanns // 20 // Cancer // United States

My name is Hannah but you can call me Hanns. I can be a bit of a jerk, but I'm soft and squishy and I love everyone. I do the best I can with my fan fiction. I enjoy football (soccer), horses, and pro wrestling. I'm a pretty big Studio Ghibli, Game of Thrones, and Okami geek. I have been watching soccer since 2015, my favorite soccer teams include Newcastle United, Bayern Munich, Manchester City, FC Barcelona, and Borussia Dortmund.

I mostly write fan fiction, and work with Gimp and Photoshop on the side. I have a little obsession with collecting keychains, wrestling cards, and action figures -- and footie merch soon enough. I have a pretty vast taste in music and movies, and I love video games. I'm currently obsessed with Inglourious Basterds AGAIN (Stiglitz, Wicki, and Donowitz are such babes -- Landa is a jerk but I love him as well), so expect some fics soon as I hope my work is up to standards to the staff when they read it over.

Presently Attempting To
- Actually write something
- Stay within the confines of canon
- Fix the graphics on my profile

Other Profiles
Tumblr, Ghosts of the Vanguard, AssassinsDen, Archive of Our Own

Currently Playing
FIFA '16

Currently Watching
Inglourious Basterds & King of Europe Cup 2007

Favorite Stories
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Strong Language, Torture, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Alternative History, Drama, Friendship, Religious, Romance, Satire, War | Story Types: General, Novella, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 4092 words | Complete: No

Summary: When a dozen of men meets a woman for the first time in a year, they're practically bound to feel something.

It's almost like being the last woman on earth.

On an earth full of Nazis and killers.

Reader-x-Wilhelm Wicki
with hints of other pairings~~

(the title is a play of the old saying "When the cat's gone, the rats dance on the table")
Published: 04/26/10 | Updated: 05/26/10
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Silliness
Main Characters: Chris Redfield, Reader
Genres: Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 411 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Sometimes...there's a place and time for someone to say something like that.

You x Chris (If you squint)
Published: 02/16/09 | Updated: 02/16/09
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You
Genres: Angst | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 653 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: As long as you come back, I don't care how long you have to leave. Just promise to come home.

[Piers Nivans x Reader]
Published: 10/01/13 | Updated: 10/01/13
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Coarse Language, Death, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Violence, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Fluff, General, Romance, War | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, General, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 2018 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When you spend most of your waking hours with an infamous, bloodthirsty, Nazi hunting, sometimes outright crazy pack of Americans, you have to develop a few skills. Like, communication, which is much easier to do if you can speak English. Luckily, you've got someone there to help you.

[ Reader / Wilhelm Wicki ]
Published: 06/19/15 | Updated: 08/10/15

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mature Content, Strong Language
Main Characters: Fontaine, Hector Rodriguez, Jack, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Adventure, Angst, Fluff, Friendship, General, Other, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Other, Prequel
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 1658 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: My BioShock drabble series. :) Ellen Mason is a girl who had lived in Rapture since 1952. She's seen most of the events happen in Rapture, and has been to almost everywhere. These are her little adventures in Rapture with the many characters. (Reader x Various)
Published: 11/18/10 | Updated: 07/17/11

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Humor | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 2568 words | Complete: No

Summary: He's the Warden and you're a criminal.

[.: Reader x Warden :.]
Published: 04/04/10 | Updated: 06/27/11
The Secret Service

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, General, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 24 chapter(s) / 68788 words | Complete: No

Summary: It would take a spy of legendary skill, talent, and prowess to take down a force that threatened to undermine the very structure of Kingsman. You weren't actually that kind of spy, but you were pretending to be, which to your credit is more than others can say.

[Reader x Eggsy Unwin]

For Alex, with love and squalor.

[Response to kowsgomoo's "Know Your Manners" challenge]
Published: 03/17/15 | Updated: 05/28/16
Inglourious Basterds

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Sexual Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Death, Romance | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1075 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: He would never break a promise to you; that's why he never promised you that he would be with you forever.

[ReaderxHugo Stiglitz]
Published: 06/11/10 | Updated: 06/11/10
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Reader, Various, Steve Burnside
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Horror, Paranormal | Story Types: One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 291 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: At least something good came out of it.

(Reader x Steve Burnside)
Published: 11/23/09 | Updated: 11/23/09

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