Member Profile: Siyui-No-Akatsuki
Name: Siyui-No-Akatsuki
Alias: Spanner\\\'s Future Wife, Mrs. Hibari, Leader of the Shinsengumi for a day, etc...
Status: Author
Join Date: 05/11/10
Last Logged In: 12/28/10
Skin: Pink
How many things can I say about my profile picture?????
1. You... Are on the business end of Sougo\'s bazooka.
2. Man, I should have hid my Hijikata plushie better.
3. Prepare to diiiiiiiiie~!
4. ^looks around^ Katsura, you better run for it!!
5. Sadism never looked so sexy.
6. What? It\'s just a bazooka.
7. Don\'t worry. It\'s only loaded with one bullet.
8. This is aimed... Right at your testicles.
9.This is the bazooka of capitalism. FEAR IT!
10. You got nothin\' on me. I gotta bazooka.

When I think of more, I\'ll put \'em here.

I am Siyui-No-Akatsuki, but you can just call me Siyui! Or Siyui-chan! Or Siyu-chan! Or maybe Siyui-dono-taicho-sama-sensei! Yes, I like that! ^teeth sparkle with a thumbs up^
Gintoki: ^picking nose^ No one\'s going to call you that.
Siyui: ^sniffles^ It\'s not nice to ruin peoples hopes and dreams, Toki-taaaaaaaan...
Gintoki: ^ignores^
Siyui: Anyway, I\'ll just name my favorite characters of... Everything.

Basically all of the Akatsuki (could ya guess *coughPENNAMEcough*)
I don\'t even feel like naming this list. Everybody except Yammi.
(Gintoki: Well that was half-assed.
Siyui: Leave me alone.)

Shinpachi (I feel so sorry for him sometimes...)
Kagura (I wish I could do half the things she did.)
Shinsuke (Who is affectionately know as Suke-tan)
Sakamoto (We have a spiritual connection.)
Hattori (PIZZA NINJA!!)
Otae (She knows how to beat the crap out of people!!)
Kondo (Aaaaand why is he always naked? Not that I miiiiind...)
Hijikata (Aw, only he can make a mayo and smoking addiction so hot!!)
Okita (My kawaii wittle sadist!)
Yamazaki (I always feel sorry for him...
Bansai (I don\'t even know. I just love him.)

Siyui: ^thinking^ Hmm... I don\'t think I forgot anyone...
Gintoki: AhHEM! ^points to the GIN in Gintama^
Siyui: Ah! Katsura! He\'s so insane~!
Gintoki: ^twitch^
Siyui: Anyway, I am one of the biggest Gintama fans out there~!
Gintoki: Which means you HAVE TO love me, the main character.
Siyui: No. I can love Shinpachi.
Gintoki: You\'ll love Shinpachi, but not me, the awesomely sexy HEAD main character?
Siyui:^shrugs^ What can I say? I like guys with glasses/sunglasses/goggles. Why do you think I like Hase-kun, Bansai-kun, and Pachi-kun so much? Because they have eyewear. \'Nuff said.
Gintoki: So, if I had shades or something, you\'d actually do a story about me?
Siyui: Probably. But I already have a Gintama story typed up! I just have to post it!
Gintoki: ^grinning^ Really? I can\'t wait to see your rendetion of my escapades...!
Siyui: Actually Gin-chan, it\'s about Sougo. It\'s a story for him.
Sougo: Sorry, boss. I take the spotlight this time.
Siyui: ^shrugs^ What can I say? I like guys with bazookas.
Gintoki: ^anime fall^
Siyui:^ignores him^ Here\'s the summary for the story!!

Lessons About Being in the Shinsengumi
SUMMARY: Ruka Sakimono has always wanted to be apart of the Shinsengumi. She has the ability to be part of it, but they don\'t allow women. Not wanting to be defeated, she crossdresses and enters anyway! But what happens when a certain sadist figures out \'Ruku\'s\' secret? Will he keep it? Or will he spill... SougoxOC

Siyui: Yatta! There it is! Tell me if you like it~!
Ruka: ^clenches fist^ Daaayum I\'m EPIC!!
Sougo: Not really. You get caught.
Ruka: At least I don\'t have hair the color of dried turds.
Sougo: At least I don\'t eat dried turds.
Ruka: Oh? You trying to say something?
Sougo: Am I speaking to fast for you?
Ruka: ^rolls up sleeves^ Why, I oughta--
Siyui:^waggles finger^ Now now, save the fluff a sexual tention for the story!!^to the readers^ Don\'t worry. There\'s lots of sexual tention! There\'s even a time when Sougo-- ^kicked in the face^
Gintoki: Don\'t spoil everything you otaku!

Favorite Stories

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Anri Sonohara, Izaya Orihara, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Shizuo Heiwajima, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Novella, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 8143 words | Complete: No

Summary: To: From: Saika. Sent: 06/06/10 at 23:33. “Love love love I love him so much strength mother human I need Heiwajima Shizuo not yours…”

You turn off the phone, trying to ignore all the texts that you’ve been getting since your arrival in Ikebukuro. Who is this troll who keeps texting you, and presumably trying to interfere with your attempts to find Shizuo? And more importantly, who is this Nakura bastard who keeps messaging you with these stupid questions?

“Red Secret, what do you think love is? Red Secret, don’t you feel like living isn’t worth it anymore? …Miss Secret, how do you feel about being killed?” (Shizuo/Reader/Izaya)
Published: 05/02/10 | Updated: 05/16/10
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Lambo, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, General, Other, Romance | Story Types: Collection, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 21 chapter(s) / 8972 words | Complete: No

Summary: Babysitting has never been so unusual...

Collection of one-shots of both little Lambo and the 10YL and 20YL Lambo

Reader x TYL Lambo, 20 year later Lambo , 5 year old Lambo (friendship)

Child Lambo - 10
10 YL - 8
20 YL - 3

NEW: Anger's Never Good for Health - 10YL! Lambo
Published: 11/26/08 | Updated: 06/24/09
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, OOC
Main Characters: Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Comedy, Humor, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Lemon, Parody, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 8097 words | Complete: No

Summary: You: The naive schoolgirl that gives Tohru Honda a run for her money.
Teachers: The most GQ mother*bleep*as that the world has to offer.
Published: 04/19/10 | Updated: 04/12/11

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Fluff, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Izaya Orihara, Reader, Shizuo Heiwajima
Genres: Action, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Other, Paranormal | Story Types: Ficlet, General, Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 8100 words | Complete: No

Summary: Exactly how is a girl supposed to split her love between her boyfriend who just so happens to hate your best friend? [Shizuo.Reader.Izaya]
Published: 03/04/10 | Updated: 02/13/11

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Gintoki Sakata, Kotarou Katsura, Reader, Shinsuke Takasugi, Sougo Okita, Toushiro Hijikata
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 6591 words | Complete: No

Summary: Book of drabbles/one shots based on lines said by the Gintama cast from two youtube videos I watched.

Published: 11/08/09 | Updated: 03/29/10
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crackfic, Erotica, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 19 chapter(s) / 17368 words | Complete: No

Summary: KHR One-shots.

Reader x various

Just up : Reader x TYL!Hibari [Glasses.]
Reader x Hibari [Rules and Clothes: 10 years ago]
Reader x TYL!Hibari [Rules and Clothes: 10 years later]
Published: 11/03/08 | Updated: 06/19/09
Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Belphegor, Byakuran, Dino Cavallone, Fran, Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, Irie Shouichi, Other, Reader, Rokudo Mukuro, Sasagawa Ryohei, Sawada Tsunayoshi, Spanner, Superbi Squalo, Various, Xanxus, Yamamoto Takeshi, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: Collection, General, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 11615 words | Complete: No

Summary: So what is it like to be proposed by your favourite character(s)?

TYL! VariousxYou (Vote inside please!)

First up: Thrice is the Charm - Yamamoto Takeshi
Second: Mist it up - Rokudo Mukuro
Third: Nothing less than EXTREME! - Sasagawa Ryohei
Fourth: Of traditions and tea - Hibari Kyouya
Fifth: It takes a White Lie - Gokudera Hayato
Published: 01/14/10 | Updated: 06/12/11
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Erotica, Fluff, Mature Content, Mildly Explicit, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, PWP, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Germany, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lemon, Romance, War | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Lemon, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 52 chapter(s) / 13305 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: All you gotta do is try a little tenderness.

[Reader-x-Germany with sprinkles of Reader-x-Various]
Published: 10/03/09 | Updated: 12/22/09

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