Member Profile: Tsukkomi
Name: Tsukkomi
Alias: Reiko
Status: Author
Join Date: 04/15/10
Last Logged In: 03/12/13
Skin: Shuriken
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~\"All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don\'t ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is\"~

-I am the Messenger by Markus Zusak

The above statement pretty much defines my life. Here are some more direct facts.






-Good at writing (or so I\'ve been told, but I think they were lying to me)








-FMA: Brotherhood. Not the first one. The second. I also adore the manga.

-Death Note. One of the smartest manga out there, peeps.

-Ergo Proxy. And this is the smartest anime.

-Durarara!! I\'m addicted.

-South Park. Not an anime, but my favorite TV show. Not to mention it would be really sweet as a manga or an anime.

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Shizuo Heiwajima
were married on
October 18, 2010
Marry Your Favorite Character

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Roy Mustang
were married on
May 11, 2010
Marry Your Favorite Character

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
L Lawliet
were married on
May 11, 2010
Marry Your Favorite Character

I so totally don\'t have a fetish for black hair.

Planned Stories

South Park Lemons: Part Of a Nutritious Breakfast

Lemons with the boys from South Park.


, Kyle. 2/10. Next up: Kenny McCormick.

Tequila Shots

\"You left me, police scene, chalk line. Tequila shots in the dark scene of the crime\"

Izaya Orihara always thought of himself as above homo sapiens and all emotions associated with them, mainly due to the fact that no human he met could ever keep up with him. Then he met her, and realized how very very wrong he was. (Reader x Izaya)

Projected length: 10 chapters

Ubi Fumus, Ibi Ignis

When there\'s smoke, there\'s fire.

Ishbal, 1908. Furher King Bradley has signed Order 3066, decreeing State Alchemists to come to the battlefront and use their abilities like human weapons. Major Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist, is one of those recruited. After seeing the horrors of the Ishbalan War, Mustang lays on his cot with his head in his hands, seeking some sort of comfort for what he has done. He finds that comfort five days later, one that will be there for him for the rest of his life.

Projected length: 8 chapters

Chapter 1 in Progress!

If you have any questions regarding my stories, I\'d prefer you use this, so I could avoid answering the same questions over again.

Favorite Stories
South Park

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Death, Fluff, Friendship, Lime | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 9776 words | Complete: No

Summary: Who DOESN'T love those South Park boys? When watching South Park you can't help but think to yourself 'They're just so adorable!' or 'Poor Kenny' or 'Wendy get the hell away from Stan or I will KILL YOU!' So yeah... First thing I've ever written! I hope you like it~
[Reader x Various]
Published: 11/11/09 | Updated: 10/18/10

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Fluff, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Perry Cox, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 9 chapter(s) / 3374 words | Complete: No

Summary: You both knew it was wrong. Nothing good could come from this.

Reader x Perry drabbles
Published: 12/12/09 | Updated: 03/26/11
Ergo Proxy

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Kriesteva, Original Character(s), Pino, Re-L Mayer, Vincent Law
Genres: Action, Cyberpunk, Friendship, Post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Continuation
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1068 words | Complete: No

Summary: All the refugees had was Ergo Proxy. Too bad the enemies were the ones that created the Proxies. [Post][Spoilers]
Published: 02/06/09 | Updated: 02/06/09

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Drug References, Fluff, Incest, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Yaoi, Mild Yuri
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Gay Romance, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 772 words | Complete: No

Summary: In a city so normal by day it becomes more fun by night.

Various x Reader
Published: 05/15/10 | Updated: 05/17/10
Fullmetal Alchemist

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Kain Fuery, Reader, Riza Hawkeye, Roy Mustang, Various
Genres: Action, Fluff, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, Novella, Reader Insert
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 44340 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Mini-Novella *LEMONS* Darkness, danger, delight. It all meant the same. But one stranger’s annoying interruption turns into a clever manipulation by fate. Worlds collide; the dark side meets bright sunlight. Will either of you ever be the same again? …Will either of you even want to be? Mustang -X- Reader
Published: 01/21/08 | Updated: 01/27/08

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst
Main Characters: Reader, Shizuo Heiwajima, You
Genres: Lemon, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 805 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: "And Shizuo watches the new bruises on your form with disgust, praying that they’ll disappear with the shadows dancing on your skin." (Shizuo/You, Drabble)
Published: 05/24/10 | Updated: 05/24/10
Axis Powers Hetalia

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: England, Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Lemon, Romance | Story Types: General, Lemon, Reader Insert
Length: 22 chapter(s) / 17957 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You meet pirate England when you're younger. He tells you he'll come back for you when your older. His timing could not be more perfect.

Note: I am editing this, so some things might change or be added.
Published: 07/09/10 | Updated: 05/24/12

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