|Member Profile: Kisai Ehrlange
Name: Kisai Ehrlange
Alias: Darris Parker
Join Date: 03/20/10
Last Logged In: 03/26/15
Real Name: Darris Parker
Birthday: March 5
Location: New Orleans, LA
Hobbies: Reading. writing, playing video games, watching anime, tae kwon do, cooking, debate, being hermetic, philosophy
Favorite food: Calzone
Favorite Book: I have a ton of favorites, but my favorite of all time is David Copperfield.
Favorite Anime: Probably FMA Brotherhood at the moment.
Favorite Video Game: I hover between Street Fighter, Ninja Gaiden, and Tetris Attack/Puzzle League.
Favorite T.V. show: Archer, Glee and 30 Rock
Favorite Movie: Either V for Vendetta, Goodfellas, The Illusionist or Ong Bak: The thai Warrior
About me: I am a perfectly sane person who can make himself enter sanity at will in order to produce comedy. XD
I don\'t lead the most exciting life, but I\'m not a boring person. So here are 10 interesting facts about me.
1 - I play a staggering amount of Street Fighter. I\'m no Daigo, but I daresay I\'m pretty hardcore.
2 - I make music. I\'m an emcee, learning to produce music on computers.
3 - I impersonate voices. I\'ve mastered Meatwad, Stan Marsh, New Eric Cartman, various voices from Tenchu, Yoda, Andy Milonakis, MC Chris, John Madden, various rappers including Biggie and 2Pac. Tony Montana, and tons of Simpsons characters.
4 - I\'m a serious kung fu movie nerd.
5 - I\'m skilled at using nunchaku.
6 - I\'m scarily good at word association.
7 - I can recite practically every scene from Final Fantasy 6\'s woolseyisms.
8 - I have a demented sense of humor.
9 - I\'m an uber-fan of Utada Hikaru.
10 - Should you ever give me a bag of Blue Raspberry Jolly Ranchers, I will be your friend forever. :3
, Action / Adventure
, Comedy & Humor
13+ | Warnings:
Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Violence
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Humor | Story Types:
2 chapter(s) / 1308 words | Complete:
Summary: EXTRA WARNING: Third person talking kings and random crap inside!!!
I got bored of doing my sprite comic one day, and I wrote this...
Thing. I liked this thing, so I am Sharing this thing with all of you. I hope you like this thing. (Har Har Har. ^.^)
Yes, the characters are mine. ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Hehehe... Hee...
Oh right, Summary. well, two knights were off on an adventure, to kill the great choco chip cookie box, Which was terrorizing the local town. They go to slay it, and supposedly succeed. But all is not as it seems in fort Itchlathrin.
Published: 10/17/06 | Updated: 10/22/06
|Final Fantasy 7
13+ | Warnings:
Cloud, Elena, Reno, Rude, Rufus, Sephiroth, Tifa, Tseng, Various
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Friendship, Humor, Mystery | Story Types:
15 chapter(s) / 60736 words | Complete:
Summary: Sephiroth mysteriously comes back to life with nearly complete memories and no insanity. He goes back to Shinra and it's up to the Turks to reintegrate him into society, unless they drive him crazy all over again. Told in Sephiroth's perspective.
Published: 05/20/10 | Updated: 07/01/10
|Devil May Cry
13+ | Warnings:
Dante, Reader, You
Comedy, Humor | Story Types:
Drabble, General, PWP, Reader Insert
1 chapter(s) / 326 words | Complete:
Summary: You were going to use his theory against him.
Published: 01/15/10 | Updated: 01/15/10