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Name: Total-chan
Alias: Total
Status: Author
Join Date: 01/05/10
Last Logged In: 04/14/13
Skin: Pink
Contact:  wayward_chick
Chillin' like it's Ol' Skool
I saw this and was like, 'What?' and I lol'd for a good five minutes. No offense to anyone. It's just my sense of humor.
Updates
July 20th I'm doing some serious revamping here. Right now I'm working on a story that doesn't have a working title. Bummer, I know but the best part is that it's going to be a You/Sasuke/Gaara/Itachi and maybe some more. The interaction isn't exactly going to be romantic, more carnal and lust-filled than anything. Basically it a modern AU ficcy. I'm working on the story right now and I've got quite a bit written. I find little times during the day to keep track of it.
July 22nd I've finished the first chapter and started the second one. The title of the story will be Changing Seasons and will contain long chapters filled with lemon-lime goodness. Huzzah and enjoy! Right now I'm waiting for my story to be posted.
July 24th ...Still waiting. I've also posted it on fos-ff.net (under the name Ultimate_Silence) and still waiting for it to be validated. ...Aaaannnnd, still waiting.
July 25th I'm still working on Chapter 2 and still waiting for Administration to Validate my story. Yeah, three days later and nada.
July 26th So Lunaescence is taking their sweet time validating my story but the good news is that fos-ff.net has now validated it and is up for reading. I reiterate, the story is called, Changing Seasons under the username, Ultimate_Silence. Go check it out!
July 29th My story is now up and I am very excited. I've gotten some lovely reviews along with it. Hurray! Chapter Two will be up shortly.
July 31st Chapter Two is now submitted. I should have Chapter Three submitted by the middle/end of this coming week.
August 3rd I have Chapter Three done and submitted at fos-ff. I'm waiting for Chapter Two to be verified on this site before I post Chapter Three.
August 8th I'm going to be starting on a Naruto/You one-shot. Woot!
August 15th No Naruto/You one-shot but I did submit a Ichigo/You one-shot and a L/you one-shot. Also, I had to resubmit Chapter 2 due to some errors I over-looked when I proof-read my story. Hopefully I cleaned it up so it can be ready for reading. So sorry for the inconvenience!
August 16th It was officially midnight when I submitted another one-shot I wrote. It's called Venom and it's a companion piece to Changing Seasons. This weeks victim, Sasuke. Hahahahahahahahaha!
August 18th I submitted a Gaara/You one-shot called Acceptance. It's a romance-y story that I'm pretty proud of. Also, I got all sorts of giddy when I noticed that Rogue Fugitive reviewed one of my stories! Ahhhhhhh! I'm still all sorts of tickled pink. ^o^
August 29thSo I've been going over some of my work and decided that it stinks. I'm in the process of re-writing Changing Seasons so it will be better than ever! More interaction more juiciness and a better plot. I'm working on Chapter one in my spare time and I'm hoping to have everything finished by the end of next month. I think I may also re-write a couple of one-shots and pump out a few more. I'll be honest, things haven't been going very well in my life and I've been super busy. I'm sorry that my work has suffered and it has been delayed. I'm hoping things will calm down a bit in the future. Enough babbling,
Tootles!
April 22nd I am back, bitches! Well, sort of. I have very limited access to the Internet right now so it's tuff. I am working on a new story titled Just Business and it's full of smutty, bloody goodness! It's going to be a fucked up triangle between you, Light and L. I'm excited about writing it.
Just so you guys know, I haven't abandoned my other stories. It's just hard to type things out on my little iPhone.I hav been working on them and revising some of my one-shots. I hope to post them soon. I love you all!
My life can be summed up by one Emoticon... b^_^d I love that little guy!
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Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead II
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Explicit Material, Graphic Violence, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Bill, Francis, Louis, Original Character(s), Other, Reader, You, Zoey
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, General, Horror, Lemon, Paranormal Romance, Post-apocalyptic, Romance, Suspense, Thriller, Tragedy | Story Types: Death-Fic, General, Lemon, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 33341 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: The sound of the Hunter started not long after you entered the city. You had run into his kind before, but there was no way you could possibly be prepared for what lay ahead of you, with this Hunter. There was something scary and almost exciting about being loved by a monster… (ReaderxHunter)
Published: 08/02/10 | Updated: 11/14/11
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Legend of Zelda
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Graphic Violence, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness
Main Characters: Dark Link, Reader
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 15203 words | Complete: No
Summary: Being the assistant to Lord Ganon wasn't really that difficult for you... That is, until a certain egotisical, "Shadow Link" was created and brought forth. Things would never be the same.
Reader//Dark Link
Published: 10/05/07 | Updated: 07/19/08
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Yu Yu Hakusho
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Hiei, Kurama, Reader, Yusuke
Genres: Humor, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 9 chapter(s) / 19610 words | Complete: No
Summary: ....Star light, star bright,
first star I see tonight;
I wish I may, I wish I might
have the wish I wish tonight....
If you'd uttered these words followed by any sort of request for chaos, confusion or even love, then perhaps the events of the morning after spying that shooting star would make a lot more sense. As it is, you're left with the very real problem of three foreign, beautiful men coming into your care, hindered by their very distinct personalities and the flimsy language barrier between you. (Reader x Kurama/Hiei/Yusuke)
Published: 04/02/08 | Updated: 03/19/09
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Naruto
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Mild Adult Situations, Mildly Explicit, Shoujo-ai
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame, Konan, Orochimaru, Pein, Reader, Sasori, Tobi, You, Zetsu
Genres: Angst, General, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 14 chapter(s) / 10950 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: Because even dangerous criminals can use a little affection every now and then.
(A collection of Reader x Akatsuki drabbles)
Published: 12/17/09 | Updated: 12/30/09
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Naruto
Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Erotica, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, OOC, PWP, Rape, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Yuri
Main Characters: Akatsuki, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, Kabuto, Kakuzu, Kisame, Madara, Orochimaru, Pein, Reader, Sasori, Tobi, Various, Zetsu
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Hentai, Lemon, Lime, Ninja, Occult, Other, Romance, Thriller | Story Types: Collection, Lemon, One Shot, Other, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 25628 words | Complete: No
Summary: Several important missions haven’t been thoroughly disclosed to the Akatsuki organization.
Apparently you've been involved in every one of these forgotten incidents.
So, why does no one in Akatsuki feel compelled to mention these gaps in their mission reports?
Maybe a re-telling of these incidents might reveal why...
ReaderxAkatsuki
Published: 11/27/07 | Updated: 10/10/08
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Bleach
Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mature Content
Main Characters: Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, Reader, Zaraki
Genres: Fluff | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 719 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: Why Kenny was after you was a mystery.
[KenpachixReader]
Published: 12/14/09 | Updated: 12/14/09
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Teen Titans
Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Red X, Robin, You
Genres: Action, Comedy, Friendship, General, Humor, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 21 chapter(s) / 36806 words | Complete: No
Summary: Between the many battles of good and evil, heroes and villains have barely enough time to tend to their wounds let alone replenish their arsenal. So during these times, a technological genius like yourself would be foolish to not take advantage of their burning hatred for each other. You were no fool. You would make anything they wanted as long as they had the cash to back it up.
Besides, no one said you had to pick a side. You were just looking out for number one.
Reader x Robin
Reader x Red X
Published: 11/20/11 | Updated: 05/29/13
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Criminal Minds
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Crude Humor, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Aaron Hotchner, David Rossi, Derek Morgan, Emily Prentiss, Jenifer 'JJ' Jareau, Penelope Garcia, Reader, Spencer Reid, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, General, Humor, Other, Romance | Story Types: General, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 2149 words | Complete: No
Summary: --If I’m missing call Reid, if I’m possessed call Dean, if I’m dead call Booth.--
Just call Reid.
He kind of hated being your emergency contact.
YouxReid
Published: 07/09/11 | Updated: 10/15/11
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Assassin's Creed
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Death, Mild Adult Situations, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Altair Ibn-La'Ahad, Malik, Original Character(s), Reader
Genres: Alternative History, Death, Friendship, General, Historical Fantasy | Story Types: General, Novella, Other, WIP
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 5708 words | Complete: No
Summary: There will always be more to learn.
[Reader x Altaïr
Prompt: The Devil's Tears
For cigspiring
Fic Trade Round 1]
Published: 07/01/11 | Updated: 07/01/11
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Naruto
Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Erotica, Explicit Material, Mature Content, PWP, Rape, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Deidara, Madara, Reader, Tobi, You
Genres: Hentai, Lemon, Ninja | Story Types: Ficlet, Lemon, One Shot, PWP, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 9126 words | Complete: Yes
Summary:
After all is said and done, you’ve come to the conclusion that being a good girl sucks.
Tobi X You X Deidara
Published: 10/19/09 | Updated: 10/23/09
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Harry Potter
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Silliness
Main Characters: Draco Malfoy, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 12 chapter(s) / 11024 words | Complete: No
Summary: “The Honey Badger has been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the Animal Kingdom.
It really doesn’t give a shit.”
-- Randall
Draco Malfoy x Reader
Published: 07/27/12 | Updated: 02/10/13
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Bleach
Rated: Adult | Warnings: Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader
Genres: Fluff, Lemon, Lime, Paranormal Romance, Romance | Story Types: Lemon, Reader Insert, Song-Fic
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 17446 words | Complete: No
Summary: You were his mate, now and forever. Komamura X Reader
Published: 11/17/09 | Updated: 12/13/09
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Miscellaneous Comics
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Suicide, Torture
Main Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Death, Drama, Romance | Story Types: None
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 4211 words | Complete: No
Summary: [WATCHMEN] "You know why people don't like you, Rorschach?" I ask him. He doesn't even pretend to be interested, doesn't have to be.
"It's got nothing to do with the blood, or manners, or--hell--even the smell." He doesn't look up, but I imagine he wants to. "It's just that you're right, and people don't like that. We're not good at it."
His head turns, but I can't tell what he's seeing behind that mask--if he's really looking. "We can't deal with the truth, and that, my good sir, is why they want to behead you like John." [Self-Insert, Rorschach-centric, just plain depressing]
Published: 03/27/09 | Updated: 04/05/09
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Avatar: The Last Airbender
Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Mild Adult Situations, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Uncle Iroh, Various, Zuko
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Family, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: General, Other, WIP
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 9170 words | Complete: No
Summary: There's one thing you hate more than anything else.
Liars.
[Reader x Zuko]
Published: 11/23/10 | Updated: 01/04/11
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Dragon Ball Series
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: OOC
Main Characters: Bulma, Reader, Vegeta, You
Genres: Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 20 chapter(s) / 11090 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: You were determined not to associate yourself with him, but fate had something different in store for you.
Eventual [Reader-x-Vegeta]
In response to Lussuria's 20 Words of the Day challenge~
Published: 10/31/10 | Updated: 01/02/11
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Naruto
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Death, Mature Content, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Zetsu
Genres: Angst, Death, Drama, General, Horror, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Death-Fic, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 3808 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: "Please...Feed me."
You would do anything for Zetsu.
Published: 10/12/09 | Updated: 10/12/09
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Legend of Zelda
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Link, Midna, Reader, Various
Genres: Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Other, Romance, Time Travel | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 28111 words | Complete: No
Summary: Two different times. Two different heroes. You find yourself ripped from one and thrown into the other. Can your heart withstand seeing the face of the one you love, knowing that it isn't him? Or will it succumb to the shadows lying inside and lose itself? Reader/Link.
Published: 09/05/08 | Updated: 06/18/11
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Criminal Minds
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mature Content, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, General, Lemon, Lime, Romance | Story Types: Collection, General, Reader Insert
Length: 16 chapter(s) / 50479 words | Complete: No
Summary: All these emotions were sure to be worth something, right? They weren't all completely worthless... you hoped.
Reader x Spencer Reid
Published: 02/06/10 | Updated: 06/24/11
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Twilight Series
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Blood, Guts, & Gore, Crude Humor, Death, Drug References, Drug Use, Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Suicide, Violence
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Jasper Hale
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Horror, Romance | Story Types: General
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 2910 words | Complete: No
Summary: Real vampires don't glitter, sparkle, or shine. They don't curb their rough appetites, they don't spin at school dances, they don't waste time on centuries young women.But, you see, the problem with real vampires is they just aren't real. [Self-Insert]
Published: 02/13/09 | Updated: 02/20/09
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Naruto
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Mild Adult Situations, Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Neji, Reader
Genres: Comedy, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Reader Insert
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 11965 words | Complete: No
Summary: You are a brilliant neurobiologist with dozens of odd, personality quirks, and a slight case of androphobia. Hyuuga Neji is an aggressive businessman who always gets exactly what he wants in the end through determination and hard work. Through the meddling of your parents the two of you meet, and Neji turns out to be a more formidable suitor than you realized. Your babies will be smart and beautiful!
Published: 03/11/12 | Updated: 07/04/12
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Naruto
Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Hidan, Jiraiya, Kakuzu, Reader, You
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor | Story Types: Alternative Universe, General, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 7534 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: High school just got a little more terrifying.
(Slight You x Kakuzu)
Published: 11/12/09 | Updated: 11/12/09
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Editorials, Twilight Series
Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Other
Genres: Humor, Other | Story Types: Review
Length: 7 chapter(s) / 22776 words | Complete: No
Summary: A critical--and funny--review of Stephenie Meyer's popular and overrated Twilight.
Why Stephenie? Why?!
Published: 06/10/10 | Updated: 08/02/10
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A Song of Ice and Fire
Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Death, OOC, Spoilers, Violence
Main Characters: Jaime Lannister, Other, Reader
Genres: Angst, Dark Fantasy, Death, Other, Tragedy | Story Types: Death-Fic, Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 525 words | Complete: Yes
Summary: [Slight, kinda sorta JaimexReader]
[For Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones]
Prompt: What's more important, your honor or the honor of another?
For: DragonSilk
[Written for Fic Trade Summer 2011 -- Round 3]
Published: 08/19/11 | Updated: 08/22/11
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Naruto
Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Mild Sexual References, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Main Characters: Gaara, Kiba, Naruto, Neji, Sasori, Sasuke, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Reader Insert
Length: 4 chapter(s) / 4133 words | Complete: No
Summary: The haremtastic collection of short side stories to "She's a Rebel" containing deleted scenes, what if's, and laughs. GaaraxYou, NejixYou, SasukexYou, SasorixYou, Youx???
Published: 08/15/11 | Updated: 11/11/11
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Lunaescence
