"Please and Please!"

I am an(undisclosed) year-old (undisclosed) who loves fanfiction. I have always been a devoted reader, if not a devoted reviewer, but I never really considered myself to be a "writer". Finally my little sister who is (undisclosed) years younger than me convinced me to give it a try! Hopefully, we'll have a (censored) good relationship together.


IN ANY CASE:
My favorite color is . . . teal . . .
My favorite number is . . . three . . .
My favorite life-form is an . . . eel . . .
My favorite beverage is . . . tea . . .


"You may laugh at my sumbraro now, but it is I who shall enjoy pina colota flavored lollypops!"

If you took the time to reexamine the odd little speech above the quote, thinking that it might hold some type of secret code or hilarious inside joke . . . you think too much . . .

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Zaraki Kenpachi
and
HoseHobbler
were married on
March 12, 1808
Marry Your Favorite Character
"If you must marry someone, do it quickly!"