My name is Sam. I am white and I LOVE yaoi. I like yuri but only if it is not sad. I can stand sad yaoi but i prefer happy yaoi. I like straight pairings but like most girls I have an inner rabid yaoi fangirl who shows her head alot of the time. My favorite color is rainbow and I suck at writing but if you want me to write something then i shall try my best for you. I am currently working on a story which is a sethxoc and i am only up to chapter 3 sadly. I haven't been in much of a writing mood lately which causes me to have writers block and i saw what happened when i forced my self to write. It was not pretty at all. >.<

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Seto Kaiba
and
SaMaNtHa_HiMe
were married on
February 28, 2010
Marry Your Favorite Character

RANDOM INFO!!

OK I AM SAYING THIS RIGHT NOW!! I LOVE YU-GI-OH AND HARRY POTTER YAOI AND HERE ARE MY FAVORITE PAIRINGS!!

Puppyshipping (JouXSeto)
Puzzleshipping (YugiXYami)
Tendershipping (RyouXBakura)
Bronzeshipping (MalikXMarik)
Chaseshipping (TristanXDuke)
Rivalshipping (YugiXSeto)
Prideshipping (YamiXSeto)
Wishshipping (JouXYugi)
Thiefshipping (BakuraXMalik)
Castleshipping (JouXSetoXSeth/Set)
Mobiumshipping (YugiXYamiXAtemu/Atem)
Bakushipping (RyouXBakuraXThief King Bakura)

Drarry (HarryXDraco)
Sirimus (SiriusXRemus)

Likes: DRARRY & YU-GI-OH YAOI (for they are my crack!) can you tell that i am a raving drarry & puppyshipping fangirl yet?, TAYLOR LAUTNER!! (he is the real reason i watched new moon), my amazing computer, my besties, reading fanfic, reading books, Yaoi, Pocky(Pocky and Yaoi are best friends in my mind xD), yelling at people who stare at me for no apparent reason, my amazing kitties and doggie, and animals in general

Dislikes: PINK(when I rule the world PINK will no longer be color and will never exist again unless it is hot pink and they are putting it with BLACK or only if my bestie heather needs to wear something pink), ROBERT PATTINSON!! (he is gross and has discolored retarded nipples in new moon), cheerleaders and footballers (dont ask), Snake Pedo(Orochimaru), PINK Whore(Sakura), Mean people and annoying people, and boys sometimes

Hobbies: Reading, watching anime, dancing, singing, drawing, writing, horseback riding, swimming and colorguard

Favorite Animes: YU-GI-OH!!(the original one), Axis Powers Hetalia, Sukisyo/Sukisho, Naruto, Gravitation, Pokemon (also the original series), Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Loveless, D.Gray Man, Junjou Romantica, Strawberry Panic, Boku no Pico, Pico to Chico, PicoxCocoxChico, Kannazuki No Miko, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Final Fantasy VII & XII (XII is a game), Kingdom Hearts 1,2, and Chain of Memories, Yu Yu Hakusho, Soul Eater, and a whole lot more that I can't remember.

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Across the Universe, All OLD Disney Movies, etc...

Favorite Pairings: GermanyItaly, EnglandAmerica, DracoHarry, SetoKatsuya/SetoJoey, YamiYugi, SasukeNaruto, SesshomaruKagome, EiriShuichi, KaiRei, LightL, SasoriDeidara, NejiHinata, SoubiRitsuka, RoxasAxel, SoraSunao, YoruRan and many others.

Pairings I do NOT I repeat do NOT want to be talked about to me

HarryGinny: AHHHHHH I'VE BEEN BURNED!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!! (I have nothing against Ginny but I believe that Harry belongs only to Draco and Draco only belongs to Harry!!)

DracoPansy: READ PARENTHESIS ABOVE ONLY INSERT PANSY WHERE GINNY IS!!

DracoRon: HELL NO!! I have nothing against Ron but I can NOT see Draco with him!! Ron is Hermione's only. Lavender can go to HELL!!

DracoHermione: No No No No No No No! I also have nothing against Hermione but Draco should NEVER be paired with her!! She is Ron's!

DracoSnape: No please no! GOD ITS DISGUSTING!!

HarrySnape: No No No!! Same with DracoSnape!!

HarryVoldomort: HELL NOOOOOOOOO!!

DracoLucius: GROSS!!

HarryLucius: WIERD!!

ItaSaku: EEEEWWW GET IT AWAY!! SO WRONG!! I despise Sakura!! I hope she dies!!

NaruSaku: NOOOOOO!! She constantly calls him names and is helpless, and weak and I HATE her!! Why would sweet adorable Naru-chan want to be with someone like her (oh thats right he DOESN'T) (he is meant only for sasuke)

SasuSaku: no just no Naruto does not need having his 'best friend' (-cough-lover-cough-) with the screaming PINK banshee

OrochiSasu: GROSS!! NEVER HAPPENING!! SASUKE NEEDS TO BE WITH NARUTO!! OR KIBA!! OR NEJI!! OR ANYONE ELSE!! EXCEPT SAKURA!!

LeeSaku: no no no, Power of Youth boy deserves someone much much better than that useless pathetic whiney blob of icky PINK

ItaSasu: NO!! THEY ARE BROTHERS!! ONLY HIKARU AND KAORU CAN PULL OFF BROTHERLY LOVE!! BESIDES SASUKE WANTS TO KILL ITACHI!! NO LOVE THERE!!

My personality: well lets see quiet, shy, hyper when with my friends, and sometimes depressed or pissed, also loud when with my friends since if you want to say something you have to be loud to hear over all the talking and yelling, PERVERTED (blame my inner fangirlness), I avoid talking to people that I do not know, and lastly I am a risk taker and daredevil with my friends even though I may not seem like it. I like to yell at random people though when they stare at me for no reason!!

Future Goal: Well I want to be a vet or marine biologist and a teacher

Why??

Vet/Marine Boilogist- Because I just do Because I love animals Because I love water

Teacher- Because I want to be that one kick ass teacher that kids purposely go to school to see even though they hate school!!

Thats why =3

If you do not like it...

then FK YOU!!

have a nice day =3

Now for some random things!! I LOVE being random!! I mean who doesn't?!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Just some funny random quotes that are NOT mine but I like them

'they say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and
yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people'

'there are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away'

'if is not enough to succeed; others must fail'

'whoever said "nothing was impossible" never tried slamming into a revolving door...'

'one day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'

'parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to
sit down and shut up'

'you know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

'you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me'

'stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed'

'You know what! Earth sucks. I'm going home!'

'Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!'

'As I said before, I never repeat myself'

'I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I would take over'

'You gotta do all that family crap. Ya know why? Cause someday they just might hit the lottery'

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Let me see how my name turned out like!

S: Cute
A: Hot
M: Makes dating fun
A: Hot
N: Can kick the shit out of you
T: A very good kisser
H: Easy to fall in love with
A: Hot

"REMEMBER WHEN "

REMEMBER WHEN...

getting HiGH meant swinging at the playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was cOotiEs?

when )m O m( was your hero

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your WORST ENIMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when -WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This On Your Profile If Your Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

Did you know...

kissing is heathly.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unheathly.

you really only need to mascara on your top lashes.

it's actually true,boys DO insult you when the like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the fist move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

You are a Flaming Uke!


One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, who will rise to your challenge with their mischievous nature.

Most compatible with: Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Opportunist Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.