Summary: A book of Smutty One-Shot's and Drabbles to please the mind. Haha.

Categories to be added as I go along.

Summary: You only asked him what you looked like.

Bel x Reader

Summary: Some people don't enjoy the thought of being rescued from a damsel-in-distress position, after all.

Prompt: I Don't Want a Fairytale
For: Mylex

[Written for Valentine Fic Trade 2012]

Summary: Absynthe had not killed his friend, he was sure of it.

Summary: Work + Reno = Sexual tension.

Sexual tension + an unsuspecting you = X-say

RenoXYou (LEMON WARNING)

Dedicated to ASHES in return for the wonderful Cloud lemon she wrote for me. =3

Summary: Since when was Sanzo such an opportunist?

[ReaderxSanzo] Response to DamnBlackHeart's Phrase challenge

Summary: He was faced with this wonderful chance of a lifetime, and he was definitely going to take it.


(ReaderxKiba)

Summary: ONE-SHOT Family codes can be hard to live by, and the expectations even harder to live up to. An escape, release from the iron bonds of a life expected but unwanted. The soft rap of chance can be hard to hear; that’s when destiny gets a little more…persistent. Envy -X- Reader

Summary: He was an assassin.

She was a normal girl.

But when their worlds collide, what would happen?

Shuuhei HisagixOC

Summary: It would have been a perfect relationship minus the arguments over almost everything, but that's what counseling is for.

[Reader/Colonello]

Summary: What is your Opposite?

Summary: It's not that he's a jerk or anything. On the contrary; he's a perfect gentleman! It's his godamn hair that bothers me... Onesided OCxDtK.

Summary: (Troll!Reader/Older!Tavros)

“You’ll grow into them and you’ll look so cool. You just wait

Summary: There were two rules in life:

Swing hard;
And don't get caught.

You never meant to fall in love.

Prussia x Reader

Dedicated to TheHorribleDayParade and Ms.Zumbies~

Summary: "So... I heard from Francis that you're most sexually active country in the world."

[ReaderxGreece; birthday!fic for Heracles]

Summary: Why does Dante misinterpret things?

Dante-x-Reader

D.M.C owned by Capcom~~

Summary: A girl struggles to fight through her unfamiliar feelings towards Yamamoto. How could three, simple words possibly break through those walls she'd unknowingly built around her all those years?

YamamotoXreader

Summary: (Ficlet) Apparently Reno has... issues with oranges.

Summary: Kyo might just be better as a cat in your mind.

Summary: What are the strange orbs various people are finding in the fuedal era? And why do you have one, even in Kagome's time? While at her house, you are pulled into the Bone Eater's Well. You didn't expect to have to start your journey so soon, but unfortunately, you don't have a choice, as you can't go back through the well like Kagome. But now you have to search for all the orbs that were lost to the world for centuries. They were only to reappear when the world would need them most...But who's going to help you find them? Reader x Sesshomaru, Koga, InuYasha, Miroku

Summary: His dreams were constant, unending, and always contained this man whose presence was familiar to the very marrow of his bones.

And if Shizuo didn't know him, then why did his dreams seem like real events in the past?

Based off the song 'Order Made' by RADWIMPS

[IzayaxShizuo, Izuo, Shizaya, whatever you'd like to call it / Also is in AU-verse]

Summary: As a servant of Bezarius, he can't refuse any request of any family member.

[YouxGilbert]

Summary: With friends like these, who needs enemies?

[ONESHOT] [NejixReader]

Summary: There was nothing you could ask for… It was simply an extraordinarily ordinary day…

Implied Reader x Asch

Summary: Tis' for the boredom. ::Holmes::

Summary: It wasn't your fault that you became the class representative. It wasn't your fault that everyone but you was too much of a wuss to sit between the Sparda twins. It wasn't your fault that Vergil had terrorized the entire Student Council until he was appointed the School Dictator. So why is it your responsibility to investigate his crime? (Vergil/You/Dante, collaboration with Kay)

Summary: Sage had been the summer and Rowen the unbidden winter. The two seasons were the precise opposite and there had been nothing more for Sage to do but bolt. But everything was always more beautiful and enticing after the winter.

Summary: You decide to teach Allen the wonderful way of living off of a strict Oreos-only diet.

Summary: You twist them...
SpannerXReader

Summary: In a world where the creatures of folklore and myth are real, summer school still sucks. Especially when you have to take a class like O Chem.

Prompt #4:
For: OmNomNomAttack

[Written for June 2013 FicTrade]

Summary: When Mansex gives you permission to create IM accounts for each member of the Organization, things go awry. But you can't blame your education.

crack!reader/various

Summary: ficlet: Ryo musing about his relationship with Dee.

Summary: When you're stuck, the right way tends to be the simplest. ::Reader x Shino::

Summary: [ReaderxBasil]

“A rose for a Rose.”

Summary: So...you want to try your hand at OF? But where to begin?

A Q&A guide based on questions I've personally received and overheard.

(Made after several general requests for advice.)

Summary: Just some random emo lyrics that float through my mind when I first wake up in the morning.

Summary: It had to start somewhere right?

Hinted!Reader/Giotto.

[WARNING: ABSOLUTE CRACK]

Summary: Everyone has to have an origin story. Suuichi started as Youko Kurama, that much is known. But where did Youko come from? That's the question that lead Koenma to awakening you from your hibernation. As the ageless lady you might be able to answer so many questions and prayers. The real question is if the world is ready to have you back. Kurama sure wasn't.

Summary: I thank the wonderful manga Rurouni Kenshin for this wonderful word. It means nothing, is awesome to say when you're clueless, and it will seriously confuse your friends. (I speak from experience)

Summary: The war is over. Harry Potter, narrowly escaping the Dark Lord’s spell due to Ginny Weasley, has gone into hiding. No one is safe. Voldemort has come into power, forcing all resistance to go underground. Rebel forces have been captured and forced into the castle that was once Hogwarts. Now only a select few can save the world from the hands of the Dark Lord. Rating for later chapters.