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Dante's Pick-up lines by Gaarasgurl666 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: We knew Dante failed at picking you up, but how badly can you bruise his ego before he finally gives up?
Categories: Gaming, Devil May Cry
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Classic, Comedy, Family, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, General, Holiday, Other, Parody
Warnings: Adult Situations, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Violence
Challenges: None



 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante, Vergil
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy | Story Types: Collection, Continuation, Drabble, Epic, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 176 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Because you liked to play hard to get.

slight Dante x Reader, Slight Vergil X Reader

Published: 05/24/09 | Updated: 05/24/09
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Dante
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: One Shot
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 189 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You would think after the school uniform incident, Dante would've learned to keep perverted comments to himself.

Implied Dante X Reader
Published: 08/12/08 | Updated: 08/14/08
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Comedy | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, General, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 129 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: That had to be the coldest thing you had ever said to him.

[Slight Dante X Reader]
Published: 05/24/09 | Updated: 05/24/09
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor, Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Violence
Main Characters: Dante, Other, Reader, You
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Other | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 598 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: You always knew the school uniform was too short.

Slight [Dante X Reader]
Published: 07/22/08 | Updated: 07/23/08
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crude Humor
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Fluff | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, General, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 92 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Patty had learned a lot from watching you and Dante.

(Slight Dante X Reader)
Published: 06/14/09 | Updated: 06/14/09
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Other, Reader, You, Dante, Lady
Genres: Comedy, Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 248 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Who knew a little girl could aggrivate Dante this much?

Dante X Reader
Published: 08/15/08 | Updated: 08/17/08
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Fluff, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante, Mary
Genres: Alternative History, Comedy, Fantasy, Fluff, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 218 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Finally you have your revenge on Dante for that little school girl outfit incident.

Implied (Dante X Reader)
Published: 10/11/08 | Updated: 10/25/08
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: All | Warnings: Fluff
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante
Genres: Action, Adventure | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 284 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: ...cause it just might bite you in the ass later.

(Slight Dante X Reader)
Published: 03/02/09 | Updated: 03/02/09
 
Devil May Cry

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Sexual dialogue, Silliness
Main Characters: Reader, You, Dante
Genres: Alternative History, Comedy, Humor, Other | Story Types: General
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 84 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Summary: Oh, how cruel you were.

Dante X Reader

Published: 08/31/09 | Updated: 08/31/09


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