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Summary: Maybe they should all start seeing a shrink... or lay off the cookies
Categories: Gaming, Resident Evil
Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Story Types: Drabble
Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language
Challenges: None



 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 838 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It's called rape...
Published: 11/22/08 | Updated: 11/22/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Sexual dialogue, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 320 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: From apples... to something else entirely.
Published: 11/24/08 | Updated: 11/28/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: None
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 776 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: look at this gun, you think it can pulverize a rhinoceros...?
Published: 11/28/08 | Updated: 11/30/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 582 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: And it all started out with a magazine...
Published: 12/01/08 | Updated: 12/03/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 562 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: I wanted to harpoon her through the back of the neck…
Published: 12/03/08 | Updated: 12/04/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, General, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Holiday
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 1601 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: But it didn't come from outside....
Published: 12/23/08 | Updated: 12/28/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 817 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: We're gonna need a bigger boat!
Published: 12/26/08 | Updated: 12/28/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Gothic, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 1067 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: What could be a better way to cure shopping boredom, than to imitate mannequins?
Published: 12/29/08 | Updated: 12/29/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 494 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Barry needs to lay off the booze for a while...
Published: 12/30/08 | Updated: 12/31/08
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 3 chapter(s) / 2368 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: When Barry's drunk, you never know what can happen.
Published: 01/06/09 | Updated: 04/01/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 503 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: How opposed are you to the five second rule?

Published: 01/20/09 | Updated: 01/20/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Various
Genres: Comedy, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 966 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It sounds bad...
Published: 01/20/09 | Updated: 01/20/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Leon Scott Kennedy
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: Drabble
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 907 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Is this supposed to be penny or penis?
Published: 02/25/09 | Updated: 02/25/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Product of High Sugar Intake, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Barry Burton, Leon Scott Kennedy
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 649 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: Does that mean you're going to eat the chips off the floor?
Published: 03/20/09 | Updated: 03/22/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Leon Scott Kennedy
Genres: Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, General
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 608 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: With cookies...
Published: 03/29/09 | Updated: 03/30/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: All | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Barry Burton, Leon Scott Kennedy
Genres: Comedy, Friendship, Humor | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, General
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 441 words | Complete: Yes

Summary: It's a new species...
Published: 04/06/09 | Updated: 04/09/09
 
Resident Evil

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Crackfic, Crude Humor, Mild Sexual References, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers, Strong Language
Main Characters: Ada Wong, Barry Burton, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, Leon Scott Kennedy, Original Character(s), Rebecca Chambers, Various
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Friendship, General, Humor | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Ficlet, General
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 4830 words | Complete: No

Summary: [From now on my RE Drabbles/Ficlets will be placed in this booklet]

They should all start seeing a shrink... or lay off the cookies
Published: 05/23/09 | Updated: 08/04/12


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