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"102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls" by Miss Chocobo
Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Gaming, Movies & TV
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You

Description: Yeah, yeah, based on the title, just about all of you should've read one of these lists at one time or another. At first, I cooed and agreed with everything on the list, but after reading a guy's take on it... and completely OWNING the cutesy aura, I had second thoughts.

I found this particular list on Facebook (haha, yes. the bookface.), just in case you attack me to say it isn't the right list, though I HAVE gotten a bunch of them before in chain mails.

So.
In this challenge, I want you to:
○ Either PROVE or DISPROVE each of these.
○ You don't have to only prove or only disprove. Either take is fine.
○ Any length is fine.
○ Any pairings are fine, though I personally would rather see a reader-insert. OCs are fine, though! I have nothing against them.
○ Love, sex, and magic (and possibly gore) is fine, so long as you don't cross that thin line of "That's really creepy." and "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU SICK SONUVA-".

ALSO. Please label your story as a response to this challenge! Otherwise I won't be able to read your lovely creations and review them and thank you and all that lovey-dovey stuff.

I might participate too, at some point. Just because I think it's that juicy. C;

In case of Bribery:
○ I noticed a lack of Tsubasa fics... And my favorite character is Fai D. Fluorite... (DON'T ask me why I have two Kurogane oneshots and nothing for Fai. I'm planning one for him.)
○ I haven't read a Roy Mustang fic/series in a while, and I think I exhausted the supply a while ago. :X Do they even HAVE any Roy drabble series on here?! *sobs*
○ I love me some Gokudera Hayato fluff/SMUT.
○ I also love lotsa bishies from Kingdom Hearts. Basically, just pick one and I'll probably love him.
○ Fred 'n George Weasley are love. ♥
○ OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET MY BELOVED L LAWLIET. As a desperate L fangirl, I must say that if you write anything for this man, I... You don't want to know yet. (I have the same initials as he does! 8D)
○ I basically love everyone from Ouran High School Host Club. 'Cause they're all just so lovable. Yes, even you, Kyouya. *he lurks behind a closet door, taking notes*
○ OH LAVI! OH my. I'm sorry, darling. CAN ANYONE PLEASE WRITE MORE FOR LAVI?! I NEED MORE OF HIM. *desperate*
○ I also really love Fuji and Eiji from Prince of Tennis. I still can't say who I love more.
○ I absolutely adore Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. Yes, I KNOW he's with Sophie, but who cares? THIS IS FANFICTION.
○ If you guys have ever heard of Skip Beat... I am in love with Ren Tsuruga.

Oh, and just in case you wanted to see what the guys' commentary-type version looks like (and I love them for this), here's THE LINK. (also on Facebook, haha, sorry. *internetz addict*) Warning for language, though.

THE LIST.

1. Do not cheat on a girl. We girls talk, we WILL know, and we WILL find out, and we WILL dump you!

2. Be aware of all your girlfriendsí guy friends, brothers, fathers, or anything. They are protective. Every single male friend we have will kick your ass if you end up hurting her.

3. Never ever miss an opportunity to tell her that sheís beautiful. We girls love that.

4. If she slapped you hard, you probably deserved it.

5. Do not be afraid of holding her. If sheís going out with you in the first place, itís obvious that she likes you and wants to be in your arms.

6. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend -- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts or hoodieís, and a really pretty piece of jewelry.

7. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely. We think thatís really cute and sweet.

8. If a guy is bothering your girlfriend, it is your right to beat the sh!t out of him.

9. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer. Itíll make her feel secure that you love her more than the other girl.

10. Never ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

11. Go along with her to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went with her.

12. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend. Or else.

13. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle. Let her win once in a while.

14. Memorize your girlfriendís birthday. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life. Not gonna lie.

15. Don't drench yourself in the cologne, but smell good.

16. You donít have to spend a million dollars on the Birthday/Christmas/Valentine gift. It doesn't have to be expensive, or cost anything but it has to be meaningful.

17. Donít ever lie to us; we always find out.

18. Donít say you understand when you donít. Thatís bad.

19. Remember: Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

20. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; but doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

21. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

22. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe. Donít bother trying to convince us otherwise, that is a bad idea

23. Itís good to be sensitive, to a point.

24. If you did something wrong, apologize. Even if you didnít, do it anyway.

25. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)

26. We are self-conscious by nature; we canít help it. Let it be.

27. We donít shave our legs every day so just get over it.

28. Shave your face, no matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we probably hate it. We like you clean shaven.

29. Show off a little, we think itís cute.

30. You are our boyfriend, our man, our protector, whether you know it or not, you are; act like it.

31. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

32. We love it when you hug us from behind and whisper in our ear.

33. "Fine" is NEVER an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

34. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you. Donít obsess over that.

35. I expect you to call me. If you donít, you go down.

36. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be. Donít you dare take advantage of that.

37. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

38. You look hot in hooded clothing items. Always.

39. You should never tell a girl what to do. Ever.

40. Any decent man will ask a girl out to her face. I mean; if you arenít man enough to ask us out to our face, who says youre gonna be man enough to our boyfriend at all.

41. Girls are very impressed when you ask them for advice. Unless its about another girl.

42. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

43. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

44. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

45. Girls need to hear how you feel about them. Often. Tell her now.

46. A girl wants to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this and tell her.

47. If sheís not feeling loved, she will start looking....

48. We like it when you tell us what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself. Itís cute.

49. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

50. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

51. We can fall in love with you without really knowing you, if you are an @ss, we will find out, and we will get over it. Fast. Don't ruin it.

52. You like her, make a move. Donít just sit there, you will fail, and you wonít get her.

53. Baseball players are hot. The sport makes you skinny and your arm musclesÖ well, itís hot. Weíll go to all your games even if we hate baseball.

54. When you compliment us, we aren't sure how to accept the compliment without leading you on or reject the compliment without hurting you. So just bear with us here.

55. WE HATE BEING LED ON! If you think it's bad being led on by a girl, try being led on by a guy.

56. We like it when guys are willing to have an actual relationship, not just a one-night stand. Most girls don't like pimps or players, just guys who like ONE girl only.

57. But don't be obssessive. Major turn-off.

58. Call sometimes, just to say hi, not for a certain reason. When we see your number on caller ID, our heart always skips a beat. Try calling just to say good night, or good morning, its soo adorable!

59. BE HONEST!

60. Don't ONLY tell us what we want to hear. We HATE that.

61. At sleepovers, if you wonder what we talk about, quit worrying. It really is only you.

62. If you catch us staring, it is most likely because we're spacing out, not because we really stare at you. Unless we smile when you notice. Then you either look really hot, or we like you.

63. We like it when you hold us when we're crying. It's good to feel loved and safe.

64. Don't go to our friends to talk about us. Come straight to us.

65. Don't tell us you love us unless you are positive you mean it. If we don't say it back, it's just that we really want to mean it when we say it. Don't say it right away, then it shows lack of commitment.

66. We like our hands to be held and our waists to be touched.

67. We like you to kiss our hand and cheeks and forehead (esp. forehead!!), not just shove your tongue down our throats. We do like to breathe.

68. We like it when you're tender, but don't lose your masculinity.

69. Do chivalrous things when we least expect it (ex. holding doors for us).

70. As surprising as it may be, while guys might actually look at personality, the first thing girls look at tends to be looks. We're not going to see you and think, 'I wonder what his personality is like!' Terrible, but true.

71. If we love you, and youre hurt on the basketball court, rolling on the floor in pain; weíre hurting more just watching you.

72. We LOVE it when you get nervous around us. It's adorable! Don't think you have to be Mr. Cool Guy all the time.

73. Don't play hard to get. Weíll get bored and move on.

74. If you don't call us, then we will spend hours thinking about why you never called, and we will waste a lot of time thinking about it, eventually coming to the conclusion that we don't like you anymore.

75. We lost interest quickly if you lead us on but never take action.

76. We might seem to flirt a lot, but a girl always thinks about the one guy she really likes right before she falls asleep.

77. When a girl likes a guy, she subconsciously gives him a song that makes her think of him every time she hears it.

78. If guys do the same as girls do in #77, tell her what song reminds you of her.

79. Randomly compliment girls in conversations. If you're talking about sports, be like "Oh, by the way, that shirt really made your eyes look green today." It totally throws us off, and we love it.

80. Ask us about how we're doing once in a while, and at least pretend to be interested.

81. If we're not talking to you, we secretly want you to talk to us first.

82. Play with our hair without being like a gay hairstylist.

83. We get really happy when you show any sign of interest. Don't just do it and then never do it again. Bad bad badÖ

84. Keep up the conversation on IM and phones and in person! Don't be awkward. Thatís bad.

85. We will always feel bad if we don't like you back. Not all girls are b!tches, no matter what you may think. We hate to reject you.

86. ok, so some girls are b!tches and they like rejecting boys, but the people who wrote this group are not. better?

87. If we say "Let's just be friends", we really mean it. Don't keep trying to pursue us, and don't say ok and then ignore us. That's just mean and horrible.

88. It's adorable when a best guy friend who a girl has thought about liking confesses he likes her.

89. If youíre single, find the one girl whoís always there on the sidelines at your football game, or at each of your concerts, all your baseball games. She loves you. Her excuse may be that sheís there for her brother, but sheís really there for you.

90. After you find that girl, smile at her once in a while, itíll mean the world to her.

91. Get to know her, youíll make her year first of all, and maybe, just maybe, youíll end up liking her.

92. Not all blondes are b!tches. Some are cool.

93. Not all blondes are sluts. Some have morals.

94. In your mind, give every girl a chance. Each one deserves at least one.

95. Girls fantasize too, its just not always about sex.

96. We girls give you guys code names so that you donít know that weíre talking about you. :]

97. If youíre jealous, it may suck for you, but we think itís attractive if you really care that much.

98. If a girl blushes when you talk to her, she either likes you or she's embarrassed by what you're saying.

99. Girls donít really write your name on a piece of paper a million times if they like you, thatís a mythÖÖ sometimes

100. If a girl really likes you, just seeing you will make her day.

101. Even if you arenít all that cute, and we like you, we think youíre hot. Donít take advantage of that, take pride in that.

102. Every time you smile at us, it may mean only a little to you, but it means the world to us. Don't take the little things for granted.

Posted: 01/05/10 | Deadline: None


Stories

 
Baccano!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: Reader, Graham Specter, Ladd Russo
Genres: Fluff, General, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 967 words | Complete: No

Summary: Okay, in reality, he was just waiting for a time when he didn't have a girlfriend and you, simultaneously, did not have a boyfriend.

[ Graham Specter x Reader | Response to "102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls" by Miss Chocobo ]
Published: 12/28/13 | Updated: 12/28/13
 
Rurouni Kenshin, Vampire Knight, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, DNAngel, Bleach, Full Metal Panic, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Alice, D.Gray-Man, Twilight Series, Shugo Chara

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Explicit Material, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Yaoi, Mildly Explicit, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Strong Language, Yaoi
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, Friendship, Gay Romance, Lemon, Lime, Psychological, Romance | Story Types: Reader Insert
Length: 32 chapter(s) / 13604 words | Complete: No

Summary: Updated! Kenshin up!

You were a gem, a true diamond in the ruff. You understood him better than anyone else in this world ever could. A goddess among other women, your very essence is exactly what he desired. He was lucky to have you, he was blessed!

You knew it.

...so why didn't he?

Reader x Various

Requests are open for this one! Also, throw any anime/manga at me, I can try it. I included some in the categories but I don't think it added them all. Twilight and Harry Potter are okay, too.

This is a response to the "102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls" challenge by Miss Chocobo. :D
Published: 04/02/10 | Updated: 05/26/12
 
Call of Duty

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Crude Humor, Sexual Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, Soap, You
Genres: Action, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 11 chapter(s) / 2990 words | Complete: No

Summary: [John "Soap" MacTavish x Reader]

He has to remember that you aren't most women.

[Response to Miss Chocobo's "102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls" Challenge]
Published: 11/12/11 | Updated: 12/04/11
 
Yu Yu Hakusho, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni

Rated: Adult | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Violence
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Humor, Lemon | Story Types: None
Length: 5 chapter(s) / 507 words | Complete: No

Summary: Girls can be just as complex as guys.
[Reader x Various]
[Response to Miss Chocobo's '102 things guys should know about girls]
Published: 02/07/10 | Updated: 03/31/10
 
Skip Beat

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Sexual Situations
Main Characters: Tsuruga Ren, You
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance | Story Types: Ficlet, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 6 chapter(s) / 4985 words | Complete: No

Summary: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and that's whatever his girlfriend tells him. Ren Tsuruga/Reader

Response to Miss Chocobo's "102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls" challenge.
Published: 06/22/12 | Updated: 06/13/13
 
Supernatural, Marvel Comics, Thor, The Avengers

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mild Violence, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk, Clint Barton / Hawkeye, Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, Pepper Potts, Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers / Captain America, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark / Iron Man, Loki, Thor
Genres: Action, Adventure, Alternative History, Angst, Comedy, Death, Drama, Family, Fantasy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Lime, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Alternative Universe, Collection, Drabble, General, Reader Insert
Length: 26 chapter(s) / 8107 words | Complete: No

Summary: Response for Miss Chocoboís Ď102 things a guy should know about girlsíchallenge.

Girls were complicated creatures, or that's what most guys liked to believe.
[Reader X Various]
Published: 06/28/12 | Updated: 07/09/12
 
James Bond

Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Sexual Situations, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Various, You
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 38 chapter(s) / 31452 words | Complete: No

Summary: Q's got one hundred and two problems.
His girlfriend is, technically speaking, every single one.

Q/Reader

In response to the "102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls" challenge by Miss Chocobo.
Published: 03/14/13 | Updated: 02/02/14
 
Harry Potter, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Howl's Moving Castle, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Strong Language
Main Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various, You
Genres: Alternative History, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Romance | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, PWP, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 351 words | Complete: No

Summary: For Miss Chocobo's challenge 102 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Reader x Various
Occasional OC x Various
and ever rarer Elena (ME!) x Various
Published: 07/08/10 | Updated: 10/21/10
 
Vampire Knight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Digimon, Bleach, Prince of Tennis, Ouran High School Host Club, D.Gray-Man, Ace Attorney Series, Nabari no Ou, Kuroshitsuji , Axis Powers Hetalia, Durarara!!, Special A

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Fluff, Spoilers
Main Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Other | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Other, Reader Insert
Length: 10 chapter(s) / 4483 words | Complete: No

Summary: Response to Miss Chocobo's "102 Things Guys Should Know About Girls". I haven't updated on this site in a while, I guess, so this should be a good project to strengthen my writing. ^_^

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these anime/manga/games listed

IX. Japan - Hetalia
X. Hitachiin Twins - Ouran High School Host Club
Next: Kirihara Akaya - Prince of Tennis
Published: 04/06/11 | Updated: 10/18/11
 
Harry Potter, Musicians & Musical Groups, Ouran High School Host Club, Supernatural

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Coarse Language, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, Mildly Explicit, Strong Language
Main Characters: Dean Winchester, George Weasley, Haruhi, Reader, Tamaki, You
Genres: Family, Fluff, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Collection, Drabble, Reader Insert, WIP
Length: 1 chapter(s) / 707 words | Complete: No

Summary: Reader -x- Various

Response to Miss Chocobo's Challenge "102 things guys should know about girls"

I do not own any characters used, mentioned, or associated to this story.
Published: 09/09/12 | Updated: 09/16/12
 
Kingdom Hearts, Legend of Dragoon, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Percy Jackson & The Olympians

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: None
Main Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Friendship, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 296 words | Complete: No

Summary: An in depth look at the items on the "102 things guys should know about girls"list.
Response to Miss Chocobo's 102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls challenge.
Published: 03/09/10 | Updated: 01/10/11
 
The Avengers

Rated: All | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Crude Humor, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Strong Language
Main Characters: Reader, You, Bruce Banner / Hulk, Clint Barton / Hawkeye, Loki, Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow, Pepper Potts, Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers / Captain America, Thor Odinson, Tony Stark / Iron Man
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Romance | Story Types: Drabble, Ficlet, Reader Insert
Length: 2 chapter(s) / 276 words | Complete: No

Summary: Response to Miss Chocobo's "102 Things A Guy Should Know About Girls"

Women are very delicate and fragile creatures, therefore, let's help the guys understand how women think, shall we?

ReaderxVarious
Published: 04/06/13 | Updated: 01/01/14
 
Yu Yu Hakusho, Saiyuki, One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, Eyeshield 21, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Ace Attorney Series, Persona 3

Rated: 13+ | Warnings: Angst, Crackfic, Crude Humor, Fluff, Mild Adult Situations, Mild Sexual References, OOC, Product of High Sugar Intake, Silliness, Spoilers
Main Characters: Reader, Various
Genres: Angst, Comedy, Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Lime, Romance, Supernatural | Story Types: Drabble, One Shot, Reader Insert
Length: 8 chapter(s) / 4826 words | Complete: No

Summary: Through the eyes of men, women are beautiful, stunning creatures that are beyond understanding. They want you to remember everything they tell you and never tell you something's wrong when there is something obviously wrong. How do you go about living with this strange species called 'females'?

You read these one-shots and find out the do's and don't's of being with a girl. Yup, that's what you should seriously do.

ReaderXVarious

Response to '102 Things a Guy Should Know About Girls' by Miss Chocobo.

Nine: Natsu Dragneel (NEW UPDATE!)
Published: 03/15/10 | Updated: 07/25/11


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