"Like A Virgin" by Raicho Kurubi

Categories: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various, Xanxus

Description: Okay guys, I can't avoid it any longer. I have to know what you think.

Here is what we are investigating:

Xanxus' virginity!

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*clears throat* Allow me to explain >>;

Okay so he was in the "Crib" for eight years, yes? That would have made him sixteen when he got locked in there and we can assume that he was not getting any while he was frozen. Right? And, for the sake of my theory, we'll say he never got any before either XD

...anyhow, AFTER he got out, he went straight to the whole "must kill Tsuna" phase so I (again) am assuming that he didn't have time to get any. He also strikes me as having a one-track mind so he might not have even thought about it (I've got people going "Pfffft" in the background at my house lol).

Anyhow, that's my crackish theory and now I want you to write something about it!

>Rules<
There are no rules really. What comes to your mind first works for me! I'd prefer a reader insert but OC's are welcome too. Make sure that this theory is revealed to Xanxus somehow and go from there. Just write to your hearts content!

BE SURE TO SAY THIS IS A RESPONSE TO RAICHO KURUBI'S CHALLENGE IN YOUR SUMMARY!!!