"Anime characters say the darndest things." by tellin_a_story

Categories: Inu Yasha, Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, Saiyuki, One Piece, Bleach
Characters: None

Description: I was just trying to think of the most ridiculous quotes that could be included in a fanfiction.



Try to include:

"I can rip a phone-book in half."

"Ever tried voodoo?"

"Did you know dalmations are born without spots?!"

"Cats have two sets of eye-lids!"

"So what's your favorite kind of tree?"

"I'm going to curb-stomp your ass."



Or, at least, some variation.



If you think this isn't a challenge, try writing a coherent plot in which all of these are used.

Ahah, have fun, you guys.