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"474 Things to Do When youíre Bored" by coeur de pirate
Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Cartoons & Comics, Movies & TV
Characters: Reader, You

Description: Canít find anything to do when youíre boredÖ? Well, I found 474 things!

Challenge breakdown
►pick a fandom, any fandom
►pick a character
►pick a thing to do
►write about it
►finished!

Rules
►must be reader-insert
►no OCs
►yaoi/yuri is accepted
►drabble, ficlet, chapter, flash-fiction, etc., is accepted
►any genre (although the majority lean toward crack)
►be creative~

Bribes (write for these and Iíll love you forver~)
►Katekyo Hitman Reborn
►Bleach
►Fullmetal Alchemist
►Death Note
►Ouran High School Host Club
►Vampire Knight
►Soul Eater
►Naruto

notes
►bonus if you write for +100~

the List
►Wax the ceiling
►Rearrange political campaign signs
►Sharpen your teeth
►Play Houdini with one of your siblings
► Braid your dog's hair
► Clean and polish your belly button
► Water your dog...see if he grows
► Wash a tree
► Knight yourself
► Name your child Edsel
► Scare Stephen King
► Give your cat a Mohawk
► Purr
► Mow your carpet
► Play Pat Boone records backwards
► Vacuum your lawn
► Sleep on a bed of nails
► DON'T toss and turn
► Boil ice cream
► Run around in squares
► Think of quadruple entendres
► Speak in acronyms
► Have your pillow X-rayed
► Drink straight shots...of water
► Calmly have a nervous breakdown
► Give your goldfish a perm
► Fly a brick
► Play tag...on West 35th Street
► Exorcise a ghost
► Exercise a ghost
► Be blue
► Be red
► But don't be orange
► Plant a shoe
► Sweat
► Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil
►Turn
► Write a letter to Plato
► Mail it
► Take your sofa for a walk
► Start
► Stop
► Dial 911 and breathe heavily
► Go to a funeral...tell jokes
► Play the piano...with mittens on
► Scheme
► Sit
► Stay
► Water your family room
► Cause a power failure
► Roll over
► Play dead
► Find a witch
► Burn her
► Donate your brother's body to science
► Ask why
► Wriggle
► Regress
► Sleepwalk without sleeping
► Try to join Hell's Angels by mail
► Wonder
► Be a square root
► Ask stupid questions
► Weld your car doors shut
► Spew
► Vacation at Three-Mile Island
► Surf Ohio
► Teach your pet rock to play dead
► Go bowling for small game
► Be a monk...for a day
► Wear a sweatband to your wedding
► Staple
► Run away
► Intimidate a piece of chalk
► Abuse the plumbing
►Bend a florescent light
► Bend a brick
► Annoy total strangers
► Let the best man win
► Believe in Santa Claus
► Throw marshmallows against the wall
► Hold an ice cube as long as possible
► Adopt strange mannerisms
► Blow up a balloon until it pops
► Sing soft and sweet and clear
► Sing loud and sour and gravely
► Open everything
► Balance a pencil on your nose
► Pour milk in your shoes
► Write graffiti under the rug
► Embarrass yourself
► Grind your teeth
► Chew ice
► Count your belly button
► Sit in a row
► Stack crumbs
► Gesture
► Save your toenail clippings
► Make a pass at your blender
► Punt
► Make up words that start with X
► Make oatmeal in the bathtub
► Search for the Lost Chord
► Chew on a sofa cushion
► Sing a duet
► Balance a pillow on your head
► Hold your breath
► Faint
► Stretch
► Flash your mailman
►Teach your TA English
► Learn to speak Farsi
► Swear in Russian
► Use an eraser until it goes away
► Disassemble your car
► Put it together inside out
► Record your walls
► Interview your feet
► Make a list of your favorite fungi
► Sell formaldehyde
► Repeat
► Ad lib
► Fade
► File your teeth
►Whine
► Rake your carpet
► Re-elect Richard Nixon
► Critique "Three's Company"
► Listen to a painting
► Play with matches
► Buff your cat
► Race ferrets
► Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange
► Have a formal dinner at White Castle
► Read Homer in the original Greek
► Learn Greek
► Change your mind
► Change it back
► Watch the sun...see if it moves
► Build a pyramid
► Stand on your head
► Stand on someone else's head
► Spit shine your Nikes
► See how long you can stay awake
► See how long you can sleep
► Paint your teeth
► Wear a salad
► Speak with a forked tongue
► Paint stripes on a lake
► Ski Kansas
► Sleep in freefall
► Kill a Joule
► Test thin ice...with a pogo stick
► Apply for a unicorn hunting license
► Do a good job
► Crawl
► Invite the Mansons over for dinner
► Paint your windows
► Watch a watch until it stops
► Flash your goldfish
► Paint
► Flirt with an evergreen
► Smile
► Rotate your garden...daily
► Paint a smile
► Shoot a fire hydrant
► Apologize to it
► Pretend you're blind
► Annoy yourself
► Get mad at yourself
► Stop speaking to yourself
► Be a side effect
► Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley
► Duck
► Redecorate...your garage
► Develop a complex
► Join the Army...be someone simple
► Try harder
► Hit the deck
► Put leg-warmers on your furniture
► Cut the deck
► Crumple
► Translate Shakespeare into English
► Skydive to church
► Cheer up a potato
► Do aerobic exercises...in your head
► Play cards with your swimming pool
► Pinstripe your driveway
► Play Kick the Fire Hydrant
► Harness chipmunk power
► Build a house with ice cubes
► Call London for a cab
► Mug a stop sign
► Change your name...daily
► Go for a walk in your attic
► Challenge your neighbor to a duel
► Build a house out of toothpicks
► Howl
► Wear a lampshade on your head
► Memorize the dictionary
► Stomp grapes in the bathtub
► Find a bug and chase it
► Make yourself a pair of wings
► Be immobile
► Dance 'til you drop
► Check under chairs for chewing gum
► Squish a loaf of bread
► Moo
► Bounce a potato
► Outmaneuver your shadow
► Climb the walls
► Appreciate everything
► Challenge yourself to a duel
► Make napalm
► Tattoo your dresser
► Watch a bowling ball
► Buy some diapers
► Eat everything
► Begin
► Pour milk in the sink
► Make cottage cheese
► Tie-dye your sheets
► Carpet your ceiling
► Hold your earlobes
► Fold your earlobes
► Flap
► Squawk
► Read tea leaves
► Analyze the Koran
► Be Buddha
► Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize
► Plug in the cat
► Turn on everything
► Drop pebbles down the chimney
► Turn off your neighbor
► Kill a plant
► Buy a 1931 Almanac
► Memorize the weather section
► Think lewd thoughts about yourself
► Blow bubbles
► Send chills down your spine
► Peel grapes
► Make paper from the skins
► Bloat
► Catch them with your radiator
► Get run over by a train of thought
► Make up famous sayings
► Bite your pinkie
►Get your dog braces
► Shave a shrub
► Have a proton fight
► Watch a car rust
► Quiver
► Rotate your carpet
► Learn to type...with your toes
► Set up your Christmas tree in April
► Be someone special
► Buy the Brooklyn Bridge
► Mail it to a friend
► Go back to square one
► Factor your social security number
► Take the fifth
► Memorize a series of random numbers
► Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages
► Join the Foreign Legion
► Learn Sanskrit
► Exist...existentially, of course
► Print counterfeit Confederate money
► Kick a cabbage
► Take a picture
► Put it back
► Sandpaper a mushroom
► Play solitaire...for cash
► Abuse your patio furniture
► Run for Pope
► Count to a million...fast
► Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
► Commit seppuku...with a paper knife
► Revert
► Think shallow thoughts
► Starch your shoes
► Polish your Calvin's
► Contemplate a cockroach
► Get a dog to chase your car
► Let him catch it
► Investigate the Czar
► Form a political party
► Climb a sidewalk
► Have a political party
► Get diagonal...with a good friend
► Ride a loaf of bread
► Sharpen a carrot
► Interrogate a gerbil
► Go bow hunting for Toyotas
► Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids
► Jump back
► Play to lose
► Scalp a street light
► Have your car painted...plaid
► Read a tomato
► Sharpen your sleeping skills
► Watch a game show...take notes
► Put out a fire
► If you can't find a fire, make one
► Interview a cloud
► Play tiddlywinks...go for blood
► Play basketball...in a minefield
► Don't talk to things
► Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling
► Have your cat bronzed
► Have your gerbil gilded
► Write books about writing books
► Create random equations
► Mispell wordz
► Tell your feet a joke
► Throw a tomato into a fan
► Sing the ABC song backwards
► Pretend you're a dog
► Dial-a-prayer and argue with it
► Grease the doorknobs
► String up a room
► Stack furniture
► Relive fond memories
► Tie your shoelaces together
► Gargle
► Count your teeth with your tongue
► Decay
► Find your half-life
► Design a better toilet seat
► Shred a newspaper
► Have a headache
► Scratch
► Sniff
► Hatch an egg
► Play air guitar
► Act profound
► Spill
► Spell
► Stare
► Truncate
► Slouch
► Develop hearing problems
► Put your feet behind your head
► Tie bows in everything
► Hold your hand
► Watch the minute hand move
► Grow your fingernails
► Pretend you're a telephone
► Ring
► Radiate
► Skip
► Play hopscotch...with real scotch
► Clock the velocity of your REMs
► Put your shoes on the opposite feet
► Cross your toes
► Roll your tongue
► Crystallize
► Baby oil the floor
► Hide
► Attack innocent bunnies
► Declare war
► Destroy a tree
► Hide the scrabble bag
► Seduce your stick shift
► Wink
► Memorize the periodic table
► Mummify
► Pretend you're a roadie
► Buy a Ginsu knife
► Collect electrons
► Correct typos that aren't there
► Polish your neck...use Pledge
►Recopy the Bible substituting your name for God
► Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car
► Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet
► Count the bags under Walter Mondale's eyes
► Unscrew all the light bulbs and rearrange the furniture
► Found the Jim Jones School of Bartending
► Listen for non-satanic messages (i.e. "Drink milk")
► Dress like Motley Crue...surprise your grandmother
► Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong
► Go into a bar and ask for a Molotov Cocktail
► Learn everything there is to know about the Holy Roman Empire
► Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before
► Walk on water...but don't get caught
► Confess to a crime...that didn't happen
► Be in the wrong place at the right time
► Plot the overthrow of your local School Board
► Request covert assistance from the CIA
► Discover the source of the Mississippi
► Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska
► Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes
► Preach the philosophy of Marx...Groucho, that is
Drink as much prune juice as you can
► Write a book about your previous life
► Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres
► Jump up and down...on your alarm clock
► Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins
► Sterilize your stereo...with Jack Daniels
► Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow
► Drive the speed limit...in your garage
► Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final
► Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna
► Pay off the national debt...with a bad check
► Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people
► Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas
► Defend your neighborhood from roving Mongol hordes
► Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster
► See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement
► Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
► Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good
► job they're doing...On April 1st
► Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor
► Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them
► Turn your TV picture tube upside down
► Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy
► Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets
► Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks
► Be planar...but don't tell your parents
► Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck
► Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed
► Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed
► Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese
► Debate politics with a fern
► See how small you can scrunch your face
Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis
► Found the TLO (Toledo Liberation Organization)
► Play nuclear chicken with a small third world nation
► Raise professional certified racing turnips
► Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation
► Lead an aerobics class...for patients of the I.C.U.
► Go to a drive-in movie in a tank
► Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway
► Send President Reagan an alarm clock...wind it up first
► Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch
► Send your goldfish to obedience school
► Free the oppressed toasters of America
► Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing
► Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave
► Park your car...with a friend
► Park your car...with a group of friends
► Frame your first statement of bankruptcy
► Place it on the wall of your office
► Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x)
► Contribute to the population problem
► Wear a T-shirt that says "I'll walk on you to see The Who" and a peace sign
► Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor
► Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife
► Get Ronco and K-tel to merge...they sell the same stuff anyway
► Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night
► Play with anything that looks interesting
► Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first
► See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water
► Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work
► Draw Venn diagrams...screw them up
► State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes")
► Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design
► Make a schematic drawing...of a rock
► Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like
► See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house
► Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while
► See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green
► Bronze your sister's turtle
► See how long it takes for her to notice
► See what she does when she notices
► Bronze your sister- If you lose, stop watering it and try again.
► Increase your territorial holdings by force
► Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat
► Boldly go where no man has gone before
► Be a threat to the American way of life
► Do research into the cause of World War III
► Be a threat to the Northwestern Tibetan way of life
► Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh

-Good luck~

Posted: 05/23/11 | Deadline: None




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