"8 Things about Friendship. " by Pepe Le Pew

Categories: Anime & Manga, Books, Gaming
Characters: Original Character(s), Other, Reader, Various

Description: I found this on someone's profile on FF.Net and I thought now this would make an interesting thing to write about.

Rules:
(Yet not)
It can be OC, Reader-inserts or Canon.
It can be het, yaoi, yuri or gen.
Please say that it is a response to this challenge.
Most importantly enjoy!


1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.