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"Homer's inspirational words" by Zee Fading
Categories: Naruto, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, D.Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Fairy Tail, Durarara!!
Characters: Original Character(s), Reader, Various, You

Description: Just like the title indicates, this is a challenge of creating drabble.ficlets/one-shots or whatever in a collection using Homer Simpson quotes as the main focus. Just be creative with Homer's wonderful words and convert them into something funny, hot, sweet, sad... Whatever you may feel like~

You can add the quotes at the beginning of drabbles, use them in as dialogue, put them at the end or even write half at the beginning, half at the end... Just make sure the quotes are noticeable to those reading.

Okay, just so you know:
-Any genre is allowed. Lemons, Angst, Crack, whatever!
-Word limit; drabble length to however long you think is necessary for the quote
-Can use multiple anime to write for
-ONE quote per chapter, it's a lot easier that way
-Reader Insert is seemingly the most likable to go for
-Amount of chapters, can be however many you want from 10-50 or whatever you feel is needed
-Mention in summary that it's for this challenge so that way I know

Some Quotes I believe can have ideas created from: All said by Homer of course~

-"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-"Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one ever found out about."
-"Trying is the first step towards failure."
-"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"
-"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
-"OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!"
-"Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers."
-"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
-"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces...I just know they're about to jab me with something."
-"Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose."
-"Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."
-"All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one."
-"Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing."
-"Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."
-"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
-"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems."
-"Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."
-"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves!"
-"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
-"Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television."
-"No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you."
-"Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer."
-"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"
-"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more... more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return."
-"Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."
-"I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me."
-"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
-"English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!"
-"I have feelings too - like ''My stomach hurts'' or ''I'm going crazy!"
-"The strong must protect the sweet"
-"D'oh!!!"
-"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
-"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
-"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night."
-"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
-"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
-"If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
-"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."
-"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."

--I'd love you all forever if you do at least some for Durarara, KHR, Fairy Tail, Ouran, D.Gray Man, Bleach and hell, even Naruto~ Though if you really want to, do some for any anime you like, I'm just saying that I love these anime a little too much. Hehe. =3

Have fun, I hope to see people responding to this challenge whenever they can~!

Posted: 07/07/10 | Deadline: None




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