17+ | Warnings:
Angst, Crude Humor, Drug References, Drug Use, Fluff, Mature Content, Mild Sexual References, Sexual dialogue, Sexual Situations, Silliness, Strong Language, Violence
Agent Haggard, Agent O'Reilly, Agent Zoil, Clive G., Graeme W., Paul, Reader, Ruth B., Tara, The Big Guy, Various
Action, Adventure, Angst, Comedy, Drama, Family, Fluff, Friendship, Humor, Paranormal, Science Fiction, Thriller | Story Types:
Drabble, Reader Insert
4 chapter(s) / 2886 words | Complete:
Summary: You were at your breaking point here.
First you had to surround yourself with nerds at Comic-Con for a newspaper article, where you were hit on countless times, and your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, forcing you to hitch a ride with a couple of nerds and, as fate would have it, an alien named Paul.
Could this day get any worse...?
“Hey Clive, watch this."
Paul, a classic green alien with a large head, took a red pen and drew all over the face of a sleeping, dirty-blond-haired man. The alien included a curled mustache, a pair of horns on the forehead, along with other childish doodles.
He and the man known as Clive laughed.
You could only facepalm.
...Of course it could.
Published: 03/30/11 | Updated: 04/29/11