Rated: 17+ | Warnings: Angst, Coarse Language, Spoilers, Violence Main Characters: Ellie, Joel, Maria, Reader, Tommy, You Genres: Action, Family, Post-apocalyptic | Story Types: Continuation, Novel, Reader Insert, WIP Length: 13 chapter(s) / 35395 words | Complete: No
Summary: So you want to survive the Cordyceps apocalypse? Yeah, well, join the club. That's easier said than done, and that's when everything is going your way. Throw in losing your arm and getting dragged off to "civilization" by a sarcastic teenager and her guardian, and you'll be lucky to last the week.
Still think you've got what it takes? Here's a list of rules for if you ever wind up in that situation. You might want to make sure to memorize them. They might not save your life, but at least they'll keep you out of hell a little longer.
In response to the "#32 In His Rulebook" challenge by Edible Heart Monster.